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#1 2009-10-17 15:18:28
How to fly: A guide by iamrpk
How to Fly
by iamrpk
Introduction
I have learned the arts of flying and thought I would like to share them with you. However, it may be my original idea to fly, but it was 08jackt's idea to make guides. He is no where close to fat and he is totally awesome.
What you will Need
• 500 Fruit Flies
• 300 Butterflies
• 100 Humming Birds
• 50 Robins
•10 Hawks
Instructions
1. Make all of the fruit flies fall asleep by singing a lullaby.
2. Stack them up to look like a flower.
3. Let the butterflies fight to the death for the "flower".
4. The surviving butterfly must be magic, so force it to give you magic dust.
5. When you have the magic dust, you will weigh 75% less.
6. Have the hawks carry you and make the Humming Birds and Robins fly around to make it look better.
7. Congratulations! You are flying!
Trouble Shooting
Does the surviving butterfly not give you any dust? Simply threaten to take the "flower" away. If it STILL refuses, take the "flower" away. If it STILL refuses, it is not magic. It is stupid. Buy some more butterflies and try steps 3 and 4 again.
Customer Support
Still having trouble? Then call the Customer support hot line at 555-555-5555!
More Guides
Here are some guides by the amazing 08jackt!
How to Become a Purple Monkey
http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=22685
Survival Guide
http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=22423
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#2 2009-10-17 15:22:16
- floatingmagictree
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Re: How to fly: A guide by iamrpk
Who's 0jacket? His name is 08jackt.
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#7 2009-10-17 15:32:35
Re: How to fly: A guide by iamrpk
The-Whiz wrote:
iamrpk wrote:
The-Whiz wrote:
It's 08jackt, without an e.
Fixed it again
OK. It's not that big of an error, but http://scratch.mit.edu/users/08jacket does not exist...
lol XD
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#8 2009-10-17 18:57:24
- GoogleplexPlus
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Re: How to fly: A guide by iamrpk
Um... I tried it and the fruit flies couldn't fall asleep. In fact, I couldn't fall asleep that night. Any ideas?
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#9 2009-10-17 21:32:00
Re: How to fly: A guide by iamrpk
GoogleplexPlus wrote:
Um... I tried it and the fruit flies couldn't fall asleep. In fact, I couldn't fall asleep that night. Any ideas?
The fruit flies are obviously stupid. You have to teach them to be smart then try again.
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