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Laughing Out Loud So Much I Had To Tell My Friends What I Was Laughing About

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(Oh my god this is so funny I'm rolling on the floor, laughing my head off)

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(Totally Awesome Blue Fun Block Of Laughing Coolness And Laughing Out Loud Cylinders Of Power And Purple)

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Laughing So Hard I fell Out Of My Chair And Rolled Across The Room Until I Fell Down The Stairs And Then Rolled Out The Door Into Rush Hour Traffic And Came Within Six Inches Of Getting Run Over By A Car Then I Realized What Just Happened And Knew That I Needed To Get Back Into The House But I Was Still Laughing Too Hard To Stand Up So I Rolled As Steadily As I Could And I Was Almost Cleared Off The Road When A Car Ran Over My Foot Suddenly But I Was Laughing Too Hard To Feel Any Pain So I Rolled Back Onto The Sidewalk And I Didn't Notice When I Suddenly Tripped A Jogger Who Was Turning The Corner And He Hit The Pavement And Yelled At Me But I Couldn't Hear Him Over The Sound Of My Own Laughter And A Few Minutes Later I Eventually Had Enough Control To Stand Up So I Started Up The Steps And Then Remembered What It Was In The First Place I Was Laughing So Hard At And Fell Over Again But I Was At Least Able To Control Where I Rolled This Time So Now I'm Back In My House With The Door Shut But Laughing Just As Hard While Trying To Type This

Although somehow I doubt it'll catch on...