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martianshark · 2009-09-22 23:36:22

And it throws it all the way to the south pole...

Mentharos · 2009-09-23 03:36:32

Where it hits me somewhere you don't need to know.

big-bang · 2009-09-23 19:04:22

Mentharos vanishes in a massive display of extreme pain, burning out the eyes of all the users who make "DO [whatever] OR I QUIT" topics. He re-appears soon after on top of spaghetti... [song]

The bouncy ball, meanwhile, hits a stockpile of nuclear weapons, knocking them into the ocean and preventing a large, stupid war.

martianshark · 2009-09-23 20:48:33

But then all the bombs blow up, causing a tital wave. The tital wave carries the ball to...

big-bang · 2009-09-24 20:02:53

...Sri Lanka, where everybody curses their luck for getting hit by a tsunami AGAIN.

martianshark · 2009-09-24 23:32:54

The ball washes up into town, and into someone's home.

martianshark · 2009-09-28 01:03:27

...and it falls into the toilet...

markyparky56 · 2009-09-28 08:57:25

where it is washed and given to the baby, who throws it out the window. it bounces down the road and then...

martianshark · 2009-09-28 17:42:32

bounces into the open window of a car...

markyparky56 · 2009-09-29 11:17:04

the car blows up. (terriosts not the ball) and it flys into the sky where a bird catches it.

sciencegal78 · 2009-09-29 20:40:02

the dog goes to the vet and it rolls out of the dogs mouth. it bounces outside onto the road and bounces onto a truck heading to...

martianshark · 2009-09-30 00:50:41

Wal-Mart. It gets unloaded, is mistaken for an item to sell, and is put on the shelf.

floppy_gunk · 2009-09-30 06:22:56

Someone buys it, and uses it to block a pipe. It falls in, and gets sucked to the sewer plant.

markyparky56 · 2009-09-30 12:35:23

where it floats along and a sewer rat takes it and put it with its hoard when...

big-bang · 2009-09-30 20:59:08

...KER-FLUSH!! Thousands of toilets are simultaneously flushed, sending the bouncy ball flying/floating to the waste-treatment plant, which is full of video-game like hazards (falling sharp objects, a crusher, spikes, etc.)

martianshark · 2009-09-30 23:02:13

It gets fully cleaned, and heads into the reservoir.

Nitezscratch · 2009-10-02 20:40:30

Inside the reservoir, it is found by a maintenance man who takes it home and puts in on a (weakly supported) shelf.

markyparky56 · 2009-10-03 05:02:11

he shealf breaks and falls through the floor (Weak floor) and lands on the mans head, the ball rolls out into the road, where a car drives over it, and crashes and the ball sits in the middle of the road.

njf · 2009-10-05 18:10:09

it rolls into a sewer drain

markyparky56 · 2009-10-06 11:12:05

(Again?) It floats out to sea.

martianshark · 2009-10-06 19:16:47

A fisherman accedently catches it. He puts it in his tackle box, and heads to shore.

J0j2 · 2009-10-06 20:57:51

Somehow a fish is a live and decides to eat the tackle box then it teleports because the fish is magical.

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