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throughthefire wrote:

Mine youll probably LOL at.
Here goes...

I was at school and there was this new teacher, I was in that class. During class, she tried to hypnotize us but I realized it and crashed through the window and ran home. The next day, the same thing happened, except I took my friend with me. Later that day, I was playing out in the yard and when I came in, I noticed music coming from the garage. The teacher took all the hypnotized students to my home and they were doing some weird zombie dance. Then I came up to the teacher, yelled at her, then she started chasing me. She chased me upstairs and soon, I was cornered. She (?) ripped off a teacher suit and became a rabid, snarling, gigantic monster Teddy Bear. Right before she started slashing me I woke up. The end.

P.S. I had that dream 5 years ago!

lol

nikkiperson2 wrote:

Weirdest dream, weirdest dream...ah, I've got one.

I had a dream that there were these Russian government people trying to take over the country, and they were like, taking hostages and all this other stuff, everyone who wasn't Russian was either kidnapped or killed, and my friend Peter was trying to get me and some of my other friends some help (because he has awesome commie powers) but they caught us and Peter pretended like he didn't even know us so we were killed. the end.

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I had a dream, where my mum and I were walking across a bridge, and there was a building in the water. Then a helicopter smashed into it and exploded and the building fell over. We stopped and turned to look at it. My mum said "Oh dear" in a really bored voice, then we carried on walking.

bollandj wrote:

My friend had a dream with angels and flying snails!

How do you know? O.o
Psychic powers?

Here's one I had last night:

I was making a movie and there were all these videos on how to. Later I watched it with my mom. It basically showed this goldfish at this dinner table with a family. It flew into this boy's arm then the mom scolded the boy. She said something about the dad being on a fast, then repeated this long string of hebrew prayers. After a few prayers, she repeated this one word really fast. Then I woke up to see my mom standing outside my doorway saying "wake up, wake up, wake up..."

Weird, right?

archmage wrote:

Here is a weird one I had about a year ago.

I was in a world where everything was made of money for some reason. So I went to the queen's castle (made of paper money) and lifted up some money to see what they were doing. The queen was trying to learn a spell to control people which was cast when you made an 8 motion with your head. So I learn the spell before she does and enslave her and become the new ruler. After I go terrorising and manipulating whoever I could find. Then a gang of rebels found out how to disable my spell and killed me.

And another one

I was in the middle of nowhere in a restaurant that only sold meatballs and was run by a three headed monster. I was really scared of the area beyond the restaurant because it was filled with zombies. The 3 headed restaurant owner told me I had to go kill the zombies. So I took a shotgun and started blowing em up. That is until I got my head bitten off and died.

I die in my dreams too much... What does it all mean?!?

Don't worry. That happens all the time to me. 

I've been shot in the stomach, burned by fire, fallen off cliffs, and drenched in boiling water. It's fun to talk about, but scary to experience. 

<key[ Imma firin me lazer ]pressed?>OMG my wierdest dream was that....
i was in a James bond suit and i had every gun known to man and some known to monkeys. So... Then i had to infultrate a base inside a volcano    Inside was this huge hairy guy with a mushroom on his head and then he said, " I WILL EAT CHU!! " I was like *... Then he fired 8 lazers at me and they all missed and i was like, " Ha EPIC FAIL " then he kept saying BANANA JUICE in a robot voice till i woke up. Turned out my brother was shouting in meh ear, BANANA JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... :3 lol

My weirdest dream wuz probably when my favorite art teacher started to KILL everyone! Waaaaa! lol then he killed me! double waaaa! lol

nikkiperson2 wrote:

Weirdest dream, weirdest dream...ah, I've got one.

I had a dream that there were these Russian government people trying to take over the country, and they were like, taking hostages and all this other stuff, everyone who wasn't Russian was either kidnapped or killed, and my friend Peter was trying to get me and some of my other friends some help (because he has awesome commie powers) but they caught us and Peter pretended like he didn't even know us so we were killed. the end.

Lawls that's amusing >:3

I forgot a weirder dream, and I just remembered.

I was in sesame street and elmo and stuff was there (eugh) singing and all that. In the middle of my dream, I 'woke' up and was just standing in front of my bed. A second after that, the dream started again. It went on and on, me walking to the door for a second and then elmo and friends singing.

When I got to the door, I ended up in the bed again.

I don't know if I was sleepwalking or if that was just part of the dream :S

Last edited by Jesscookie (2009-10-04 13:19:42)

heres one i had yesterday night:

                     i was on one of samid11's projects and it said "TAILSDOLL IS REAL!" then something about my tailsdoll project. then i went to a site with tailsdoll pictures but at the bottom of the website there was a creepy robloxian doll with 6 arms and one of them stabbed itself. and it had a hat from roblox but i forgot what its called.

Yesterday I dreamt that I was banned in the forums, I was banned for revealing account information ^^

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