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#1 2009-08-24 12:26:22
Scratch Medical Journal.
Basically make a desiease, (If you want a cure as well)
Here's a few examples.
TetraPhobia
A fear to all arcade games, Especially Tetris.
Prone to thinking skyscrapers are tetris blocks.
The only cure is to play pacman for a year non-stop.
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Steelinvisiblitis
A disease in which the victim is unable to see any stainless steel. This is often bad in the case of refrigerators, some of which are made of stainless steel. After getting hungry with the constant sight of food (as the doors and walls are invisible), they are often unable to eat it given the fact that most cutlery is made of stainless steel. Then the victim will often become angry. Expect the disease to go away after a week or so.
Big-Bang wrote:
Falling asleep on your keyboard in mid-post: this is a rare condition that only happgfffgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkjkkkkkkkkkkk
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#2 2009-08-24 12:45:28
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Doomitis: After getting it, you die in 5 minutes.
Cure: None!
Vidonumia: After getting it, you have a massive hallinculation where you are in the world of your favorite video game.
Cure: Get slapped really hard.
"Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you always end up getting zapped." -Shiregu Miamoto
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#3 2009-08-24 12:52:43
- throughthefire
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Re: Scratch Medical Journal.
Scratchitis: It causes you to work 24/7 on projects
Cure: Get introduced to the Wii.
Back. For now. Maybe.
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#4 2009-08-24 13:14:36
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HTMLititus: It causes you to work on a better HTML editor.
Cure: Delete all non-Scratch programming languages off the computer.
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#6 2009-08-24 13:39:53
- throughthefire
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LOL I have forumgameitis
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#7 2009-08-24 14:27:13
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Scratchidous- Causes a Scratch user to become addicted to scratch and go crazy if not on Scratch for at least 1 hour.
Scratch Withdraw- If a Scratch user has the condition Scratchidous, and is away from scratch for 1 day or more, they contract Scratch Withdraw which causes the user to go insain until back on Scratch.
There is no known cure but to be on Scratch 24/7.
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#8 2009-08-24 17:28:48
- greenflash
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Game Freeze- Game freeze is a condition that happens when a user moves to advanced scratching before learning how to make a proper game. This results in one level games, mixed among extremely advanced simulations. No known cures
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#10 2009-08-24 22:06:06
- samurai768
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candymonkystick-to-ititis; what happens after a monkey hobo gets stick-to-itive and try's and succeeds at hypnotizing the victim makling them want candy all the time.
cure; dont listen to monkey hobos with stick-to-itive ness.
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#11 2009-08-27 07:36:37
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Monkeylek
A deseiese where the host has hilusinations of symbol crashing monkeys everywhere, While it has this desiese, They will start to go crazy and may attack anyone in sight,
Cure, Give them injections of monkey blood every week for the rest of their life to prevent them from going crazy.
How to prevent catching it, Do not go in a ten meter radious of a clashing symbol monkeys.
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#12 2009-08-27 08:42:17
- technoguyx
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Re: Scratch Medical Journal.
throughthefire wrote:
Scratchitis: It causes you to work 24/7 on projects
Cure: Get introduced to the Wii.
For me, playing ROBLOX, Spymaster and mobile phone games also worked to cure it. 
Remixitis:
The user suffers a strange feeling when noticing a "Add your ____ and pass it on" project, and feel forced to obey the title. These users commonly have a lot of characters and alternate personalities (their characters often participate on RPGs), and many pages of the famous "Add your ____ and pass it on" projects he has participated on.
This disease is spreading quickly among the users, so quickly, that a lot of "Add your ____ and pass it on" projects get to the Top Remixed area on the front page.
To cure this disease, the best thing to do is to learn how to use Scratch blocks for your projects, and making simple games if you haven't already. If you've already learned, all you can do is self-controlling or get someone to control you.
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#13 2009-08-27 12:08:18
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angry faic-itis
causes you to mass hillucinate that angry faic is about to kill you
cure:let angry faic kill you...in the hillucination
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#15 2009-09-11 10:46:27
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SeePlusPlusDfehgfve - The ability to know some C++
Cure - It goes away when you don't use it.
Do I have it?? I do O.o
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#17 2009-10-01 14:30:25
- sciencegal78
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jumpingtodabeatitis is an extremely rare disease in which the patient has the urge to dance. it can come in many forms as irish dancing to rick astely.
cure: drink bitter orange juice mixed with toenails and tuna juice!
I suck at scratch. Waaaa.
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