I drink too much and my stomach bursts.
The Purple Crayon
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I eat it and choke
Luigi
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Captures daisy and luigi defeats me to rescue her.
BARNEY!!
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one of them jumps on my head and lands a little too hard. >:3
piano
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i drop it out a window. and jump out after it, i play a rock song (I know... but you can try) on the way down. and go splat!
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I eat rotten cheese and I die O_O
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I slapmyself to death with a TROUT
A bucket (DO THE PHRASE THIS TIME)
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i kick the bucket, it lands on my head, and i go bye bye.
KICK THE BUCKET. was that the saying?
A room with sponge walls, Food and water with 100 medicine equiped, cpr certified, professionally trained nurses and doctors inside it. No windows and the door is locked
beat THAT!
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if they;re all medicine equipped i take all of the medicine by force because as you know im super buff, lol, then i take every single med in there and sing "grandma got run over by a reindeer" until either i get killed from the meds or everyone around me is driven insane and kills me.
an anthros
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it jumps on me till i die
Slippy Toad
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i walk past it. and slip on it. and die from brain damage.
A house key
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i walk down the street, i trip over it, and fall into the sewers, i float away. i go through the water treatment system, i come out in pecies.
A lego brick
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I step on it and blood gushes out until I die.
An X-ray machine
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i x ray myself so many times without protection that i get cancer and die...
CANADA (btw canada burned down the whitehouse a long time ago, mhm you probably arent taught that in america, so i just thought id let you know)
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i said kill yourself iwth canada
i would change deadby one and die
a furby
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smothermyself with it
Super smash bros. BALL (ossim game play eeet PLAY EEEEET i did'nt make it BTW)
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i play it, and get bored to death. (that sometimes happens with games...)
An Oxford ENGLISH minidictionary.
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eats dictionary and dies.
a paper airplane
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