Yikes
I'd go into the boy's bathroom where she can't go
A monkey with a hammer is chasin' you!
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I tame it, and we conquer earth (Or whatever is left of earth. I already rule most of it)
A cup
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I whack it with a hammer.
A noob with an RPG is chasing you!
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I make my evil charrie in one of ma' RPGs I'm in kill him with dark magic.
An evil 9 is chasing you!
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I bring out a 7 (7 ate 9, remember that joke?)
A PHONE IS CHASING YOU!
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I pour water on it. THE 7 IS CHASING YOU!
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I whip out a calculator and substract 7 to it.
The 0 is somehow chasing you!
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I use it to divide one (1/0, oh the pain!)
An undefined number and infinity is chasing after you!
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I offer you 234,742,452,853,237 Neopets to spare my life. You accept, but dey all starve. XD
The 9 jumps out of the 0 and starts chasing chu! 0.o
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win
donkey kong is chasing you!
OOT! OOT! ROAR!!!
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I show him violence and evil, and he faints.
A Retired Drill Instructor is chasing you!
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I cook him and eat him. yum. *burps out his hat*
pacman is chasing you.
wakka wakka wakka!
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I throw a ghost at him.
'bew bew bew, beepbeep!'
Now that very ghost is chasing you!
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I grab a big pellet, and eat the ghosts
the hulk and thing are chsing you.
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I put a ball-shaped dog treat into my paintball gun and shoot it far away. The pitbull chases after it.
Barney is chasing you.
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I hurricane fart barney away.
the great mighty poo is chasing you.
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I trick it into falling into a toilet, then I flush it.
A steam roller is chasing you.
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