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Geo567 · 2009-09-12 06:57:53

A worker slipped on them and broke his arm, so...

markyparky56 · 2009-09-12 07:04:25

he was rushed to hospital, with a ball in his pocket.

Geo567 · 2009-09-12 07:05:58

The ball eventually fell out and was fried by a Defibrillator, but...

markyparky56 · 2009-09-12 07:19:52

the ball, charred and deformed, rolled into a room where...

Geo567 · 2009-09-12 07:20:36

Get on lost MP56!! Me and BGH are bored!

njf · 2009-09-12 10:42:50

it was eaten by an infant

Berry122 · 2009-09-12 12:33:33

the infant then coughed and it went flying out onto the street where a car hit it and sent it flying to the zoo

jokoman · 2009-09-12 13:37:41

where it bounced into a Zebra pen...

big-bang · 2009-09-12 13:39:06

It landed in a fishtank, where it started floating and was promptly swallowed by a large puffer fish. But it proved to be too big to swallow, so the puffer fish inflated and spat it out, sending it flying into the penguin exhibit.

Mini_mi · 2009-09-12 17:58:43

where a penguin thought it was an egg and keot it warm by standing on it.

big-bang · 2009-09-14 20:19:28

But the penguin got bored, and sent the bouncy ball flying into the cold water. It got sucked into the filter, where in the grand tradition of comic-book muck monsters, it got mutated into a hideous rubber-sludge organism. Its only weakness is now Alka-Seltzer.

Mini_mi · 2009-09-14 21:11:29

click my eggs.

oh, and the bouncie monster gets turned back into a regular bouncie ball cause he drank alka-seltzer.

martianshark · 2009-09-15 00:18:16

It bounces out of the zoo to...

Mini_mi · 2009-09-15 18:47:26

..a water park were it bounces into somebody drink.

agentblueberry · 2009-09-15 18:51:28

and captain falcon comes out of nowhere and FALCON PUNCHs the ball into the moon. and the moon collapsed and landed on the earth. and the ball rolled into a bank with a machine gun.

big-bang · 2009-09-15 18:51:51

They drink it, but then they start choking on it and somebody Heimlichs them. The ball goes flying out, where it hits somebody going down a water slide bang-on in the forehead. He is knocked unconscious, and when he gets to the bottom of the slide, it takes two lifeguards to get him out of the pool. The rubber ball, meanwhile, is rolling towards THE EVIL DROP OF DOOM AND DEATH-O-MATIC SLIDE 5000...[/suspense]

EDIT: Let's ignore agentblueberry's post because it was simultaneous and I don't like all this total randomness.

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martianshark · 2009-09-15 19:29:50

it rolls down it at 1,000,000,000 miles an hour, and flies out into the sky, and into earth's orbit...

celloguy123 · 2009-09-15 21:17:55

I get another ball and drop it off the space needle (seattle)

martianshark · 2009-09-16 00:11:05

But the other ball falls back into the atmosphere and hits the new ball into deep space, where it gets sucked up by a black hole. The original ball bounces into hollywood...

big-bang · 2009-09-16 19:10:37

martianshark wrote:
But the other ball falls back into the atmosphere and hits the new ball into deep space, where it gets sucked up by a black hole. The original ball bounces into hollywood...

...where dozens of wannabe celebrities instantly mistake it for a fabulous new weight-loss drug and get into a giant fight about who's going to eat it. The ball silently thinks "Losers" and then bounces into the rack of film containing the second Twilight movie, knocking it over and destroying all of it. The world is saved!

martianshark · 2009-09-17 00:12:21

The presedent rewards the bouncy ball for destroying the film by...

big-bang · 2009-09-17 19:38:13

...giving it a mate (XD) and also awarding it the Medal of Total Uberawesomeness. The bouncy ball bounces off into the with its companion, creatively named Bouncette.

celloguy123 · 2009-09-17 20:22:13

it rolls out the door and bounces on to main street.

martianshark · 2009-09-17 21:38:34

Into a doughnut store...

big-bang · 2009-09-18 19:33:48

martianshark wrote:
Into a doughnut store...

...where pure chance causes it to roll through every single donut hole in the shop. Then the ball breaks through a window and lands in some lady's purse. The lady is walking towards a bank...

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