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Learn the Ways of the Purple Monkey!
Created by 08jackt

Intro
I know a lot of people have running around screaming that they want to know the ways of the purple Monkey. People were even saying to me "08jackt, you HAVE to make a guide on the scratch forums on how to become a purple monkey! Because your so total awesome and totally not fat! If you dont, I'm gonna KILL MY SELF!", also, quoted by Paddle2See himself; "08jackt, because your so totally awesome and so totally the best and greatest person ever, you HAVE TO TEACH US all how to become a purple monkey!" so at popular demand, here it is!

What You Need
You will need a few items before you become a purple monkey. Here is the Complete list.
1. Purple Paint
2. Glue
3. LOTS of Paper from your dad's room, that he said not to touch

Steps
Know that you have what you need, here are the steps on how to become a purple monkey.
1. Firstly, squirt glue all over your self. Make sure you haven't missed a spot! Get that glue all over you.
2. Now grab your dad's special important work papers, and hold down on glue, until it is completely stuck to your self.
3. You should now have paper stuck on your self. Grab the purple paint and pour it over your head.
4. Now Crouch, go up to your older sister and shout loudly "Eeeh Aheh!" in a monkey voice. Look at your sisters eyes as they glow with proudness for you.
5. Now, run around your street screaming you want a banana.
6. With in 24 hours, your body should adapt into it's environment!

Trouble Shooting
If one of the below things happen, play dead. (see my playing dead topic)
• Your Dad sees you with a years worth of work stuck to your self
• Your sister suddenly starts screaming at you
• People laugh at you and call you an idiot*

*Highly unlikely! People will praise you for your brilliance!

Terms and Conditions
If the steps didn't work, and the Trouble shooting advice has only made things worse, then please contact customer support at 0400657334!

Last edited by 08jackt (2009-09-10 07:15:45)