I press the button although it clearly states 'if you push you will die' and then Kira smites me XD
*if you meant a clothing button...* I take the button in my hand...and Kira smites me. lol.
A boulder go nuts.
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I put the quarter into the vending machine, but the chips get stuck. I start banging on the machine, and Kira smites me. (jk XD) the machine falls on me, but before I die I see my chip bag get un-stuck ;_; oh cruel irony.
An alcholic beverage XD
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That's a hard one,
I ate the sand grain, then I will eat a neutron cannon which will shoot neutrons on the the sand grain and nuclear fission will make the atoms in the sand grain break and send out more neutrons which will collide with other atoms which will break and send out more neutrons..... I will die from nuclear radiation.
A C# compiler
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idk what that is so my head explodes trying to find out (lol)
2 pokemon gamez and a dsi (this otta be good)
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i got bored of the game and smashed my head in it, btw are any of the games homebrew?
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I jump off a cliff YET AGAIN.
A special pencil made with wax and gold. (I DO NOT KNOW IF THESE EXIST.)
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You eat it, but then you are driven mad because you want another... and the pantry is locked.
A burger and Coke. (Uh-oh!)
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You eat a lot of burgers, drink a lot of cola and swallow a lot of sleeping pills when sitting on a toilet (wait, am I copying Elvis' suicide?).
A slingshot and angry neighbour.
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i trip and fall on spikes i baught last thursday for this purpose
i lazer sniper rifle (this gotta be good or ill get kira to smite u (lol))
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I shoot it at a bulletproof wall and the bullet bounces back and hits me.
A vending machine.
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It is my main food supply and I starve without it.
A pillow.
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It wasn't filtered.
A forum mod.
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i get so mad when im banned for no reason that i explode form pure madness (i WANTED to explode so its still suicide )
ma gaydar (gay radar) (i dont wanna get in trouble, this doesnt mean i have a problem with gays, lol alrighty then, ok)
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i walk into a bar, and the it goes crazy, and run to the door, but its locked. i look around. And find a spoon, and a pencil. I think, then swallopw the spoon while repeatedly stabing my self with the pencil. i die a slow and painful death.
A penny
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