Scratch

I've eaten a whole box of pringles at once and I haven't died. Plus the can would obviously be empty. Also note that this is the suicide game which means you kill yourself, not you get killed by the item in a tragic coincidence.

I bash myself on the head with the wii-remote until I die.

A penguin.

oh, and a tablet pen.

I stab it into my eye and bleed to death.

A computer monitor.

I don't know what that is, but it kills me

Pencil shavings

I swallow it and it eats my insides.

A party hat (also known as cone hat)

I stick it down my throat to where it gets narrow and I seal off my air passageway.

A mug.

I drive it off the Grand Canyon.
A duck bath toy.

I tie a fishing line to it and climb up on the roof and drag it through the Hobo Boulevard in my neighborhood.

A pepsi bottle

Color isn't Canadian. What're you talking about? Well it might be, I'm not sure.

In space you'd just suffocate, not blow up. If you cut yourself in space it could be blue. I've never thought of cutting myself while on my space voyages so maybe I'll test the blue blood theory on my next Shuttle Mission.

I spread the oyster's mucus onto my nose/mouth and when it hardens I suffocate.

A keyboard.

Paper XD

My mista- WHAT AM I SAYING? It's your fault for not making it clearer.

I papercut my wrist's arteries and I bleed out everywhere.
A dog whistle.

Last edited by Parr0t (2009-09-05 01:37:44)