I put down a bow of food and lie directly in the way, and the waterhorse runs across me trying to get it. Those things are fat so I die from being crushed or suffocation
A dull pencil
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0_o i use this pose to stab my eye a tiny rock
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I throw it at a pitbull which gets angry and rips my face off
A magazine
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i read it and get bored to death
2 rocks
60 second rule = i h8
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i get a paper cut on purpose and die
a radio that can only play rickrolls
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Lol, dying from a paper cut
I smash the clock and take the broken glass and cut my tendons and I bleed to death
A box of diapers
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i fill said diapers, and then eat them all with the contents inside, thus choking and killing myself
a sea cucumber
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Ew! Lol
I take the sea cucumber and shove it in my ear and it rips through my brain and shoots out the other ear
A chainsaw
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thats easy, i stick the chainsaw through my head
a microscopic water droplet
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i strangle myself with the cord
a feather thats so soft you CANT EVEN FEEL IT.
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I accidentally inhale it because it is so light, and it gets lodged in my lungs so I suffocate.
A book (paperback, not hardcover)
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I add another hydrogen partical and an oxygen particle to create water and drown myself
An apple
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I notice an evil witch nearby. Snow white XD I eat the apple because i saw this movie. I faint. A girl comes to 'bring' me back to life, I slap her and its to late and i die.
People
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I punch them all in the face, and then they all gang up on me and kill me ;_;
51 spoons
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I eat 51 bowls of ice cream, each with a different spoon. I die of a heart attack
A rubber ducky
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i put the rubber duck on a microphone with huge speakers so big they can shatter an eardrum and make you bleed to death, then i squeeze him and he quacks
a 20 dollar bill (NO BUYING THINGS)
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I take the 20 out of my wallet and I drop it and it papercuts me everywhere...(lol idk)
a fire alarm
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I slit my eyeballs
OUCH PAPER CUT ON MY CHORNEA
So anyway, the blood from my eyeballs pours into my mouth and I breathe it in so it all goes into my lungs and basically I drown in blood
A waffle
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Dang, outposted
Anyway, for the fire alarm, I put it right beside my head then light a fire. it rings so loudly that my brain explodes
A waffle
Oh cool 4444 posts
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i decide it would be a good idea to inhale the waffle, turns out the waffle has some sort of disease because its been left out too long, i guess the jokes on me
A CANARY YELLOW FEDORA (HAT) ps. no dying of embarassment cuz its so freakin yellow.
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I walk into a hood and the people there shoot me on sight
A tie (Lol be creative, hanging is not creative)
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