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Cornberrys and Plumbottoms

Once upon a time there was a magical unicorn named Skywishes. Skywishes lived in the wonderful land of Cornberrys which was named after Sir Fredrich Cornberry by the way. Skywishes was pleasantly sipping tea out of a pink fuzzy teacup with Evil Knevils good twin Nice Knice when all the sudden Dr. Plumbottom sat on them. They tried to scream but Dr. Plumbottom's giant plum shaped bottom acted really well to drown out the noise. They never found their body's.

I love stories.    How about another one.

Why Must Jim Pick 5 Apples Tommorow?

It all started when Jim was sitting on his couch watching TV. He heard a knock on the door. He got up and opened it to see a delivery man standing at his doorway. The delivery man held out a small package. He grabbed it and payed the man a generous $10.00 tip. He then opened the package and saw the camera that he ordered just two days earlier with his airmiles. Wow, great service he thought. He admired the camera and looked over its features. He saw everything from the sleek silver outside to the shining black screen. He turned around and began to enter his house again when he heard a sharp groan from behind him. He turned and saw the delivery man still standing there. "What are you groaning about?" Jim asked. "I never get tips." He whined. " I tipped you $10.00 just a minute ago." Jim said. He knew he had tipped the delivery man exactly one minute ago because he had a watch. It was so beautiful to Jim that he looked at it all the time. The End.

Last edited by soccerisawsome (2009-08-29 19:46:31)

hmm. lets see...

The great tiny adventure
Once upon a time there was a person named Bob. He was drinking soda. But what he didn't know is that in the soda he was drinking was a molecule of water. This drop of water had fallen as snow on a glacier thousands of years ago. After the glacier melted the water traveled down the stream into a lake, where a dinosaur was swimming. when the dinosaur  got out, there was still water on him, and the drop of water was on the dinosaur. The dinosaur looked up at the sky and saw a huge asteroid heading towards him. The asteroid hit the earth, and sent a huge fireball all around the earth. The water on the dinosaur evoporated into the air. It stayed there for a while, until it fell as snow again, in antartica. It fell on an ice cap, and soon the ice cap melted into the ocean. Then, the saltwater traveled via currents into the dead sea, where all the water evaportated and formed a huge salt flat. Then the water rained down into a spring. Then the spring water was collected by a company, and turned into ice. the ice went into a soda machine. Bob walked by the soda machine and got soda with ice in it. With that drop of water in the ice. As he sipped that drop of water, bob saw it's history flash before his eyes. Then he fainted.

THE END!

EDIT: 1800th post!!

Last edited by greenflash (2009-08-30 16:49:11)

If you want, sure 

...    I am truly speechless...

CREDIT TO GREENFLASH FOR MAIN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a molecule of water, it was in the first water drop... EVER. But the water drop missed and landed on a piece of grass, it stayed until the lawn mower was invented. Then when the piece of grass was... gone, the water molecule went into a soda can, but the soda can burst, and the water molecule went flying, it landed on a soccer-field, where someone tripped and skidded so that it got on his knees. Later on another soccer-field he skidded again, the water molecule landed on grass again. then someone picked it up, and ate it.
And to think that if molecules could talk, that kid could know what happened at the beginning of earth.

                                          what is the moral?

                                      If only inanimate objects could talk.

My stories tend to be grim even when I'm trying not to.
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The Smiley Face

There once was a yellow smiley face    he was always happy, but one day someone used him. But they used him while they were sad, and he has to copy the emotion of the person typing him, so he turned sad.    And all of his friends laughed at him for being sad, so he started to cry. When he cried, his yellowness faded away. (T_T) So then everyone who used him he had no yellow on him. (^_^) (X.X) (T_T) (¬.¬)  But one of his friends made him yellow again!                                  But one day a guy named [name removed by henley] AKA henley used him incorrectly and he turned red, but he liked it.   And he lived happily ever after.


The moral you say?

Individuality ROCKS.





                                                       THE END

EDIT I accidentally used a blue smiley, but I fixed it.

Who closed the thread? I was about to post on it again!

Last edited by henley (2009-11-27 17:24:34)