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I hire a Shoop Da Whoop to fire an even stronger lazer, which blocks the other lazer. I throw the Shoop Da Whoop and the lazer ATNU

I dodge it... I throw ATNU's sig ATNU.

AGH!!!!!!! AN OCTOPUS AND... SOME GUY NAMED RANDALL. [RUNS AWAY] I am soon out of breath so I lie in the grass and breathing heavily. I look up to the RED sky. I look around me and see platypuses and octopuses floating around singing. I throw a platypus ATNU

gets hit by the guy, and goes flying backwards straight ATNU

I hit the grenade with A nuclear missile ATNU

I'm fine, and poke the next person with a stick. With GRAPE JELLY ON IT!

I eat the rotten lemon and I am sick ONU

I try to drink from the empty bottle, then discover that it is empty, in my anger, I throw a piece of cornbread ATNU

I hate sushi so I throw it in a bin. I throw the bin ATNU

Finds a bin with sushi, adds some soy sauce (I'm not the only person who carries soy sauce, right?) and eats the sushi. it was covered in spiderwebs, so I threw a Guitar Hero controler at the next user.

Q-Z  annoys me, so I throw 5 McNuggets and a missed Guitar Hero controller ATNU.

I throw a DS with Nintendogs at the cat and a bucket of Ranch dressing ATNU