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#1 2009-08-27 14:49:27

SupremeTacoMan
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Registered: 2009-04-15
Posts: 66

Forum Game Yay: Make a terrible product, then advertize it terribly.

Title pretty much says all. I'll start. Ahem:

"Couch Potato Potato Chips!"

"Are you too lazy to get off the couch, but have to to find something to eat? WELL NOW THAT PROBLEM IS FIXED! Introducing: Couch Potato Potato Chips! Now available in 1 flavor: The original! Call 1-800-999-999-999-999-999-153-821-576-945-289-2925 to get a bag now! Need a refill? No problem! Just call 1-800-999-999-999-999-999-153-821-576-945-289-2925 again and we'll bring it to you!
(Warning: May cause weight gain, heart failiure, heart attacks, laziness, depression, nausea and vomitting, high electric bills, and asthma.)
Only $.99 Plus 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 shipping and handling.
Become a couch potato today!

That's what the voices in my head told me.

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#2 2009-08-27 15:04:09

golfer3
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Registered: 2008-11-02
Posts: 1000+

Re: Forum Game Yay: Make a terrible product, then advertize it terribly.

okay

chocolate floating cake

call some fone number to get this cake, but if you acually find the number than once yuou get the cake it starts floating.

It costs: $1.234567890 (figure a way out, thats the only amount of exact money we take for it, so get ur nife out and cut up some pennys for this beautiful product)


Btw, the chocolate floating cake isn't actually cake its pie

New games- http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/golfer3/2054202

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#3 2009-08-27 15:07:36

cool_nt3
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Registered: 2009-07-15
Posts: 100+

Re: Forum Game Yay: Make a terrible product, then advertize it terribly.

lol
___________________

"Computer RAM Tofu Blocks!"

"Is your computer slow? Do you want to power that hamster RAM In your computer?

Then We have a solution!! Computer RAM Tofu Blocks are designed to make your computer fast again. Warning: May cause your computer to biodegrade or turn into soybean products.
Just call 1-800-789-456-123-0321-4567-890. That's right, it's 1-800-789-456-123-0321-4567-890. Call now!

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