post reasons to die that are almost completly random but still lethal in 47 out of the 50 states
example
toasters toasting your bagel when weegees in the toasters other slot
practice random acts of randomness zdıʞpnɯ op os puɐ ǝlnɹ zuoɯǝʞod zǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ uɐɥʇ llǝʍ zɹoolɟ ɥǝʇ uo ɹnoʎ znɔ ʇuɐɔ llıʇs n ʇɐɥʍ uɐɥʇ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op llǝʍ ou˙˙˙˙˙ǝɯ pɐǝɹ n uɐɔ ˙˙˙˙ zdn ʇnɥʍ ıɥ