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The Staraptor has a sudden realisation of the fact that pokemon are stupid and don't exist, and therefore disappears. I throw a cat who is eating a Nintendo DS game filled with sour custard at the next user. If you want to know what I am referencing, go here: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/WeirdF/655070

A monkey eats it. I throw 8 clones of TNU ATNU.

The big bang doesn't hit me because you can't throw the universe expanding. I throw a human hair at you.

I toast the toaster in a toaster, then toast some toast in the toasted toaster that I toasted, then, after I figured out what that means, I throw George Bush at the next user.

(George Bush was the worst thing that happened to this country, and I live in Britain, so he basically destroyed America)

I dodge Staraptor and I grab an evil Nintendo DSi out of my pocket. I throw it ATNU

I like tofu so I eat it. I throw a box set of vegetables ATNU

It knocks me down. I don't bother to see what it is. I don't feel like getting up, but I find a jar on the ground. I fill it with rocks and throw it at the next user.

I use my super mega super powerful mega blaster super amazing mega super super mega brilliant not so good ninja skills to dodge them, then I throw a champagne bottle filled with Nintendo DS games filled with sour custard.

I forgot the ATNU, and in my shame and horror, I forget that the disciplinary (yes, you spelt it wrong) stick was hurtling towards me. It hits me in the head and I fall over. The blow to the head gave me serious brain damage, but it didn't make much of a difference. I throw Edward Scissor Hands ATNU.

As the dragon egg comes towards me, it hatches, and a hatching starts clinging onto my face. I throw all my hopes and dreams at you, and then remember that I need them, but are unable to get them back. EDIT: Aghhh! Forgot the ATNU again, I'll try that once more:

As the dragon egg comes towards me, it hatches, and a hatching starts clinging onto my face. I throw all my hopes and dreams ATNU, and then remember that I need them, but are unable to get them back.

Last edited by WeirdF (2009-08-24 03:13:41)

Your hatchling is still clinging to my face, and it eats the pencil. I throw piece of hay ATNU.

I read the book and suddenly learn to listen. I listen to the hatchling eating my leg, I look at it fondly, then suddenly realise I am in great pain. I throw all my nerves ATNU so I can no longer feel pain.