I don't know very many riddles—I know the Sphinx's Riddle, though.
Maybe I could make one up.
What has four legs, is striped, and is brown all-over?
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One day, a woman called the police saying she killed her husband. Although the crime should have gotten her in jail, the police couldn't or they'd break the law.
What happened there?
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iab97 wrote:
I don't know very many riddles—I know the Sphinx's Riddle, though.
Maybe I could make one up.![]()
What has four legs, is striped, and is brown all-over?
ANSWER: A Zerba in a mudbath.
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GoogleplexPlus wrote:
One day, a woman called the police saying she killed her husband. Although the crime should have gotten her in jail, the police couldn't or they'd break the law.
What happened there?
Answer this one now.
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Nope and nope. Just a hint: you can't arrest an inn-can't tell you anymore.
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It was July 4th when it happened and she lives in Ohio.
Here's a riddle:
This has 7 letters
This is greater than God
This preceded God
This is more evil than the Devil
All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
If you eat it, you will die.
*puts flame shield up*
Last edited by floatingmagictree (2009-07-07 18:26:28)
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This has 7 letters
This is greater than God
This preceded God
This is more evil than the Devil
All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
If you eat it, you will die A.K.A. if you try to eat me I'll shoot you
N-O-R-B-E-R-T
Last edited by norberts (2009-07-07 18:34:24)

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norberts wrote:
This has 7 letters
This is greater than God
This preceded God
This is more evil than the Devil
All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
If you eat it, you will die A.K.A. if you try to eat me I'll shoot you
N-O-R-B-E-R-T
WRONG! *starts to gnaw on norbert's leg*
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norberts wrote:
Nope it's right.
It's actually Nothing.
Norbert = Nothing
Nothing is perfect
Get it now?
Right, "nothing" is the answer.
Nothing has seven letters
Nothing preceded God
Nothing is greater than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
All poor people have nothing
Wealthy people need nothing
If you eat nothing, you will die.
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greenflash wrote:
The beginning of eternity
the end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place
What am i?
E!
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You answer me, but I never asked a question.
I sing, yet I have no mouth.
What am I?
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A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said "ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said?

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Mary was sleeping in her room one night. Then a killer came in with a pair of scissors and killed her with the scissors. The next day, the police found her dead body with no cuts or scratches (pun) any where (and no strangle marks) how did the killer kill her?
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Smothered her with a pillow? Cut a rope holding a 1,000 ton weight and crush her?
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No! Just the scissors, no 1000 ton weight.
Hint: Shes on the kind of bed where she doesnt really need a pillow
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The murder cut all her flowers so she died!
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Nope!
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She was already dead? On a DEATHbed o-O
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