Scratch

I evade it, get up and steal it.

I throw a shuriken ATNU.

I read them.
and throw equations at the next user

I grab the headphones, sell them, and use the money to buy a hamburger patty.

I throw my patty ATNU.

I slap him in the face for acting so stupid on TV.

I throw a flaming baseball at the next user.

Then I find the forum awkward and put it in the trash.

Then I throw the trash at the next user.

I cast Reflect! The truck is repelled to the next user!

I use my magical shield of awesomeness to block everything.

I throw 2,500 toads and frogs ATNU.

I use the tornado to fly high in the air, where I throw a heat seeking missile with a bottle of gender change potion attatched to it, and it's programmed not to hit me.

I take a direct impact from the rocket, but since I'm pro, and hax3d my HP bar, I survived. I throw a giant bag of chips ATNU (garlic jalapeno flavour)

Uh, head... yeah, lol. I replapce my head with the thrown head.

I throw my other head ATNU.

I detonated a SUBSPACE BOMB which demolished both the head and the next user.

I nuke the entire universe. End of story. It destroys ALL THE USERS WHO WILL POST NEXT AND THE PROJECTILE!

i pull out steve hawking and he solves it for me.

i through blood at the person below me and the blood has ebola in it