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your mother is so large, that when she sits around the tuscan fireplace, she sits AROUND the tuscan fireplace
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your mama so fat that she needs a boomerang to put on her asteroid belt
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your mother is so immarute that those who lack maturity idolize her whilst those who are learned in the art of maturity bask in their own greatness as they tell themselves how very immature your mother is.
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fantasytales_test wrote:
your mother is so immarute that those who lack maturity idolize her whilst those who are learned in the art of maturity bask in their own greatness as they tell themselves how very immature your mother is.
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Yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real

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I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
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Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back
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your mother is quite unorthodox, so much so in fact that the people around her are somewhat uncomfortable with her unorthodox antics.
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FantasyTales wrote:
lol nobody can beat mine
o rly?
Yo Mamma so fat, shes on both sides of the family.
Yo Mamma so fat, she irons her trousers on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
cba to think of anymore atm xD

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your mother is quite unorthodox, so much so in fact that the people around her are somewhat uncomfortable with her unorthodox antics.
your mother is so immarute that those who lack maturity idolize her whilst those who are learned in the art of maturity bask in their own greatness as they tell themselves how very immature your mother is.
your mother is so large, that when she sits around the tuscan fireplace, she sits AROUND the tuscan fireplace
also i dont think very highly of your mother at all.
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but you know i dont really need jokes to say just how dumb your mother is, she rased YOU didnt she? it doesnt get much worse than that. OH SNAP and remember this is all in good fun, not sadistic.
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