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DW Looked up at Bloodfire,"Now what?"

Wolf_warrior wrote:

"Now, before your cerimoney, I teach you part of the Warrior Code. The main part is Feed the Clan Before Yourself. Fight for Your Clan. Respect the Leader. Also, in your cerimoney, as a sign of respect, you will lick my cheek, and I will lick yours, to show the bonds of mentor and apprentice." Bloodfire intructed

i thought it was just touching noses...

lol who's still here?

Pokemaster12 wrote:

Actually, the place I REALLY want to live in is Australia! It's always warm, cool creatures, nice community, my kinda place!

Alaska is better!!!It's (sometimes)cold, has awesome bears, not much of a community(Yes!!!!  ),meh kind of "abode!!"

Last edited by littletonkslover (2009-07-15 17:25:52)

iamrpk wrote:

How do you join this? I would really like to.

Um,you's have to ask Wolf_Warrior Or Mimic-Chan.

hi

iamrpk wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

iamrpk wrote:

How do you join this? I would really like to.

Um,you's have to ask Wolf_Warrior Or Mimic-Chan.

How do I ask them?

Ummmmmmmmm...hello? (not meaning to be rude)

There's chocolate and mango chutney-glazed bacon at our state fair! 8D Yummeh!

Alright, you think you got it bad, look at the thing I'ma about to post.

Pokemaster12 wrote:

Alright, you think you got it bad, look at the thing I'ma about to post.

Oh man,I bet Texans have it worse(Stereotypes) to be honest.

1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.     
2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.     
3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.     
4. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and     a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.     
5. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.     
6. Do not buy food at the movie store.     
7. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.     
8. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.     
9. There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern accent, unless it is a southerner imitating a Boston accent.     
10.Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?"     
11.People walk slower here.     
12.Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.     
13.The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "Big ol'", as in"big ol' truck" or "big ol' boy". Eighty-five percent begin their new Southern influenced dialect with this expression. One hundred percent are in denial about it.     
14.The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.     
15.Be advised: The "He needed killin'" defense is valid here.     
16.If attending a funeral in the South, remember, we stay until the last shovel of dirt is thrown on and the tent is torn down.     
17.If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.     
18.Most Southerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who do.   In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a Southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.     
19.Northerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their car's windshield that comes from yelling at other drivers.     
20. The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until November.     
21.If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It does not matter if you need anything from the store, it is just something you're  supposed to do.     
22.Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. When you purchase one it is to be positioned directly in front of your trailer. This is logical, bearing in mind that the dish cost considerably more than the trailer and should, therefore, be  displayed.     
23.Tornadoes and Southerners going through a divorce have a lot in common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a trailer.     
24.Florida is not considered a Southern state. There are far more Yankees than Southerners living there.     
25.In Southern churches you will here the hymn, All Glory, Laud and Honor. You will also here expressions such as,  "Laud, have mercy", Good Laud", and "Laudy, Laudy, Laudy".     
26.As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for the vehicle.     
27.You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off trying to find it yourself. 
Rules for being a yankee.

Pokemaster12 wrote:

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

O_o Lookat this thing someone said about Minnesotans having weird accents: They really stress their vowels and it sounds strange. MinnesOTA, didn't ya knOw, CrE-Ap (for * lol).Seriously wisconsin, bostonian, new yorker and minnesoteans sound so unattractive to me...Watch that drop dead gorgeous movie with denise richards and kirsten dunst and those are the accents that y'all have.

Pokemaster12 wrote:

We do not have an accent. Sure, I walk slow, but that's me. Also, we don't fry everything.

And Minnesotans love the outdoors,so what?So what if we have peach-glazed pig cheeks(...)? We don't talk weird,we're not rednecks,and don't live in a block of ice!!!