but you were sitting underneath a shelf so your head brok through it
i fell asleep
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So you did.
I fell off a cliff,
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And you stabbed yourself because you were holding it the wrong way
I eat a pie

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and it pecks you with its beak
I go walking
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And you trip, thus going to the hospital.
I go on the computer:
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but it doesn't work
you buy a lottery ticket
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you eat the cookie but the shell stabs into your stomach and your internal organs imlode because your stomach acid leaked out and killed them through the shell wound
I jump into the air
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You get a call that you won 1 million dollars!
Your project gets top-loved.
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You get murdered by angry anime lovers.
(beh, who says anime can't be good? as long as it's not any more of those stupid Warriors anime and their clones)
I think the above.
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