Once upon a time a flying monkey was walking along when he saw a large sail boat. He decided to fly to Europe when he saw the words IRIE Jamaica on the side of a sailors gym shorts. Obviously it stood for I read interesting Europeans so he set off on his quest to read an interesting European. After searching and searching he got tired and decided to run a marathon. After winning the marathon his arch-nemesis Winni The Pooh appeared. He threw a bomb at the Flying Monkey who dodged out of the way. The bomb hit a building, but fortunately there were no survivors. The flying monkey lunged for Winni the Pooh's unicorn but got stuck in a meatball. Taking a shovel he dug his way out only to meat a guy named doug holding a shovel. There were a few shovel clanging sounds and Doug fell down and exploded. Luckily the explosion blew Winni the Pooh to Northern Asia where he got super human strength to come back and have a dance contest. Hundreds signed up until one day a large spider the size of a dance studio got squished. The squishyness was so intense pacman complained "WAKAWAKAWAKA!" And thus the story ended
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Exactly
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MyRedNeptune wrote:
The only response I have to that is ZOMBIE BUNNY INVASION!
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turtlewarrior wrote:
Once upon a time a flying monkey was walking along when he saw a large sail boat. He decided to fly to Europe when he saw the words IRIE Jamaica on the side of a sailors gym shorts. Obviously it stood for I read interesting Europeans so he set off on his quest to read an interesting European. After searching and searching he got tired and decided to run a marathon. After winning the marathon his arch-nemesis Winni The Pooh appeared. He threw a bomb at the Flying Monkey who dodged out of the way. The bomb hit a building, but fortunately there were no survivors. The flying monkey lunged for Winni the Pooh's unicorn but got stuck in a meatball. Taking a shovel he dug his way out only to meat a guy named doug holding a shovel. There were a few shovel clanging sounds and Doug fell down and exploded. Luckily the explosion blew Winni the Pooh to Northern Asia where he got super human strength to come back and have a dance contest. Hundreds signed up until one day a large spider the size of a dance studio got squished. The squishyness was so intense pacman complained "WAKAWAKAWAKA!" And thus the story ended
The story DOES NOT end. Pac-man get infected by HamsterKirbyClock and then Pac-Man turned into a clock and then Mac touches the clock which turns it into apple pie.
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frogger3140 wrote:
turtlewarrior wrote:
Once upon a time a flying monkey was walking along when he saw a large sail boat. He decided to fly to Europe when he saw the words IRIE Jamaica on the side of a sailors gym shorts. Obviously it stood for I read interesting Europeans so he set off on his quest to read an interesting European. After searching and searching he got tired and decided to run a marathon. After winning the marathon his arch-nemesis Winni The Pooh appeared. He threw a bomb at the Flying Monkey who dodged out of the way. The bomb hit a building, but fortunately there were no survivors. The flying monkey lunged for Winni the Pooh's unicorn but got stuck in a meatball. Taking a shovel he dug his way out only to meat a guy named doug holding a shovel. There were a few shovel clanging sounds and Doug fell down and exploded. Luckily the explosion blew Winni the Pooh to Northern Asia where he got super human strength to come back and have a dance contest. Hundreds signed up until one day a large spider the size of a dance studio got squished. The squishyness was so intense pacman complained "WAKAWAKAWAKA!" And thus the story ended
The story DOES NOT end. Pac-man get infected by HamsterKirbyClock and then Pac-Man turned into a clock and then Mac touches the clock which turns it into apple pie.
Well, ya but you forgot the part where pacman got touched by a ghost who joined the dance contest. The flying monkey was forced to fly way and live on stereos for the rest of his life until he was rescued by a zombie named Rickytickyoongalingaterrorzapingletingayola.
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bump. What? WHAT!? QJSY!?
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Blade-Edge wrote:
that pear with teeth creeps me out
lol TOTALLY
btw funny story, turtlewarrior

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