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#1 2013-05-05 12:31:31

sportsdude6
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A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

Tell your favorite kind of those jokes.


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"


lol I crack myself up *shatter*

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#2 2013-05-05 13:50:28

7734f
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A guy walks into a bar.

The next guy ducks.


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#3 2013-05-05 13:52:22

7734f
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A mouse, a horse, a giraffe, a chicken, a hippo, a tiger, a cat, and a chimpanzee are all standing under an umbrella. Who gets wet?

No one. It wasn't raining.

*ba dum tss*


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#4 2013-05-05 13:58:04

sportsdude6
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'  tongue

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#5 2013-05-05 14:00:15

Sausagefanclub
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender quickly calls animal control and the duck is taken to a nearby park.


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#6 2013-05-05 14:12:22

NeilWest
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A man walks into a bar. He survived minor face injuries.

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#7 2013-05-05 15:16:14

Sellout
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A man walks into a bar. He orders a shot of vodka and spends the rest of the night drinking away his emotional pain alone.


I would rather be alone than pretend I feel alright

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#8 2013-05-05 15:34:33

Nomolos
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

This is kinda like a TBG, but oh well.  tongue


Goodbye 1.4. I'll always remember you and treasure your awesomeness in my heart.
RIP 1.4: 2007-2013 *Sniffles* *Sobs* *Bursts into tears*

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#9 2013-05-05 18:21:30

7734f
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

sportsdude6 wrote:

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'  tongue

tongue


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#10 2013-05-05 23:45:38

MrFlash67
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

A man walks into a bar. He falls over backwards and remarks 'Ow!'.


Who would win, SOPA or PIPA?

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#11 2013-05-06 08:10:38

Ersatz-
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

Two people have already said that  tongue

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#12 2013-05-06 08:16:49

Paddle2See
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Re: A ______ Walks Into A Bar.......

Joke collections don't really qualify as "something that inspires you", I'm afraid.  Perhaps this topic would be better as a Scratch project  smile


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