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Poems

Untitled poem by Whisperfur
Never had I ever seen
A creature like the Toblerene
Large as 4 cows! But not as cute
A creauture of such ill dispute,
That every man for miles round
Would quiver, shiver at the sound
Of it's terrible, terrible roar

In the smoky tarvens and shady bars
Tales are told of how even the stars
Would quiver,shiver at the sight
of a Toblerene on a moonless night
Grotesque and scaly, with twisted horns
It's teeth are yellow and broken and worn
Like it's terrible,terrible claws

But there is a way to escape from it's clutches
A way you can best it's poisoness touches
Simply take a bottle of fine crystal glass
And fill it with plenty of scented Yae grass
Waft it's scented perfume 'neath it's nose
Within seconds it sleeps in deep, peaceful doze
With a terrible, terrible Yawn!

Growing Misery by Waffle27
Misery is like a flower in bloom
Growing and growing
It won't stop soon
Green and Pink
Yellow and blue
Seemingly growing
Touching the moon

Untitled Limerick 01 By: Pinnipediator
There once was a young sir called Hugh
Who had a little sister called Lou.
They went to a camp
Set up their amp
And had a disco in the portable loo!

Untitled Limerick 02 By: Pinnipediator
Say hello to my good old friend Mike!
He really loves to hike.
He once hiked so far
All the way to a star
He burned and came back in some light

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Facts

Waffle Facts—Sleep Edition by Waffle27
(Information collected from listverse.com and randomhistory.com)

    1. 10 minutes after you wake up, you forget 90% of your dream.

    2. You do not dream about yourself until the age of about 3 years old.

    3. The idea of the sewing machine came from a dream where cannibals attacked him with spears that had a hole in them!

   4. Women have more dreams about teeth then men do.

    5. President Abraham Lincoln dreamed of his own death days before it happened.

    6. You can’t snore and dream at the same time.

Waffle Facts—Animal Edition by Waffle27
(Information collected from Buzzle.com, Bats of the World, and A Joey Grows Up by Gretchen Wulfing)

    1. When these strange, rabbit-like marsupials were discovered in 1770, Captain James Cook didn’t know what to think of them. What were these pouched, sandy colored creatures? Upon asking the native locals of Australia, he got the response “Kangaroo”, or “I don’t know” in the people’s language.

   2. Vampire bats don’t have much room in that little body of theirs. That’s why, when vampire bats are sucking blood, they are also peeing!

   3. Herrings communicate by farting!

   4. The scientific name for a Gorilla is simply: “Gorilla Gorilla”.
   
    5. Bulls are color blind, thus it’s not the red color that gets it angry, but the taunting motion of the scarf.

    6. All polar bears are left handed.

Quick Facts, Book 1
By: HumHumGames  Do not copy without permission

1. Male monkeys lose the hair on their heads in the same way men do.

2. A completely blind chameleon will still take on the colors of its environment.

3. The famous aphrodisiac 'Spanish Fly' is made from dried beetle remains!

4. X-rays of the Mona Lisa show that there are three completely different versions of the same subject, all painted by Leonardo Da Vinci, under the final portrait.

5. Up to the age of six or seven months a child can breathe and swallow at the same time. An adult cannot do this.

6. A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

7. Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive.

8. If you cut off a snail's eye, it will grow a new one.

9. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

10. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

11. 80% of millionaires drive used cars.

12. While 7 men in 100 have some form of color blindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it.

13. A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long!

14. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.

15. In Ancient Greece, if a woman watched even one Olympic event, she was executed.

16. There was no punctuation until the 15th century.

17. Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.

18. In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

19. In Texas it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

20. It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

All facts are from NiceFacts

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Last edited by cheeseeater (2013-04-24 02:13:11)

mintfang wrote:

Epic! Except the title should be:

Bookworm Studio's Updated Library~Read books by Scratchers like you!

Sorry if I sound kinda like a jerk XD

Woops! 

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Nomolos wrote:

Bookwork?    Sorry if I sound rude, but I think you spelled that wrong.

Thankyou very much for that i had not relised! Think i will leave it and remake the topic in 2.0! 

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Waffle27 wrote:

cheeseeater wrote:

Nomolos wrote:

Bookwork?    Sorry if I sound rude, but I think you spelled that wrong.

Thankyou very much for that i had not relised! Think i will leave it and remake the topic in 2.0! 

Yay the Scratch Team fixed the title!

Thanks Scratch Team! 

Last edited by cheeseeater (2013-04-28 01:53:13)

bump 

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