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... you want to sell "unicorn meat"?
for some reason i don't think that will sell
not to say its a bad idea though!

zubblewu wrote:

... you want to sell "unicorn meat"?
for some reason i don't think that will sell
not to say its a bad idea though!

It's a joke.


Worth a shot.

Now, could I have a little help?

You'd probably need some sort of special license to sell meat, and how do you plan on packaging it? Are you going to cure it somehow so it doesn't spoil or are you going to freeze it? Are you going to be shipping it totally raw? Where are you going to store tge meat that hasn't been sold yet? Do you know about the regulations for shipping meat? Can you ship internationally? You'll probably need to look into, well, all of that somehow

And if I had to guess there isn't any non-disgusting way to dye meat white. Depending on where you live there's probably some meats you can get for a lot cheaper than others and buying in bulk (which is probably what you'll be doing, if you actually do this) is going to cost you a lot but save you a lot also

This isn't really something you can just decide to do one day, there's a lot of necessary steps and precautions you've got to think about

Sellout wrote:

You'd probably need some sort of special license to sell meat, and how do you plan on packaging it? Are you going to cure it somehow so it doesn't spoil or are you going to freeze it? Are you going to be shipping it totally raw? Where are you going to store tge meat that hasn't been sold yet? Do you know about the regulations for shipping meat? Can you ship internationally? You'll probably need to look into, well, all of that somehow

And if I had to guess there isn't any non-disgusting way to dye meat white. Depending on where you live there's probably some meats you can get for a lot cheaper than others and buying in bulk (which is probably what you'll be doing, if you actually do this) is going to cost you a lot but save you a lot also

This isn't really something you can just decide to do one day, there's a lot of necessary steps and precautions you've got to think about

First of all, I'd be buying normal meat, so I don't think I'd have troubles selling it. I mean, if it's been approved already, just re-packaged and changed a little...

But yeah, packaging it. Whether or not it's cooked, would it spoil either way? I'd probably only sell it through the US. Do you know how to deliver meat without it spoiling?

I guess I could sell super-white chicken with sparkles. But how do you cook candy sparkles?

last but not least, would it even taste good? barbecue chicken with sparkles sounds... unique...

Last edited by BOBBYBOB3 (2013-04-14 09:10:39)

I've no idea

MoreThanOneLetter wrote:

BOBBYBOB3 wrote:

I'm just a kid. Not tons of money. How could I afford all that meat?

Breed unicorns and then kill them.

Don't do that!

Sellout wrote:

MoreThanOneLetter wrote:

BOBBYBOB3 wrote:

I'm just a kid. Not tons of money. How could I afford all that meat?

Breed unicorns and then kill them.

Don't do that!

Fine. Round up all of the currently existing unicorns in the world, then kill them.

You'd have to be really careful to round up every single one of them though. Imagine the pain the last one would feel if you accidentally left him out and every other unicorn was dead. I would probably avoid doing it all at once just to avoid the possibility of causing a unicorn to go through that.

veggieman001 wrote:

Sellout wrote:

You'd have to be really careful to round up every single one of them though. Imagine the pain the last one would feel if you accidentally left him out and every other unicorn was dead. I would probably avoid doing it all at once just to avoid the possibility of causing a unicorn to go through that.

or leave two unicorns of opposite sexes so they can repopulate and you can replenish your stock when it runs out!

I think I'm probably going to have to make fake unicorn meat though, because unicorns are super hard to find. I thought they only lived in the candy forests of Albany, New York. ( no, I don't live there. I don't live near NY, so it would be very hard to stock up on unicorn)