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haxcharsol · 2013-03-24 21:46:32

ToxicQuillz wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
ToxicQuillz wrote:

Bad 3D and special effects and a script that's cheesier than cheddar goldfish snacks.
Perhaps even cheesier than that metaphor
Cheesier than a bag of Cheetos waltzing around a cheese factory creating Goldfish snacks then escaping the Laughing Cow's cheese and going out and creating a cheese flavoured wallfall and boats made out of Swiss cheese.

Cheesy enough?

No.

They need to go to Chuck E. Cheese's while eating a box of Cheez-Its.

RoyalHi5 · 2013-03-25 09:19:41

haxcharsol wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
samid11 wrote:
Why So Many Teenage Rebels
At least one of them was a mammoth - and not so rebellious.
The other one was a gnome.
And was based of Shakespeare.

That movie was actually pretty good though, don't rat on Gnomeo...

samid11 · 2013-03-25 09:31:16

RoyalHi5 wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
NeilWest wrote:

At least one of them was a mammoth - and not so rebellious.
The other one was a gnome.
And was based of Shakespeare.
That movie was actually pretty good though, don't rat on Gnomeo...

+1
I mean, it has OZZY OZBOURNE as a DEER.
How can you NOT like that?

haxcharsol · 2013-03-25 09:56:05

samid11 wrote:
RoyalHi5 wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:

The other one was a gnome.
And was based of Shakespeare.
That movie was actually pretty good though, don't rat on Gnomeo...
+1
I mean, it has OZZY OZBOURNE as a DEER.
How can you NOT like that?

Really?
Why didn't I watch the cast credits...

sccar3 · 2013-03-25 13:30:40

Battlefield Earth.

samid11 · 2013-03-25 16:03:50

Red Riding Hood.

Nintendoandfriends · 2013-03-25 16:05:15

samid11 wrote:
Red Riding Hood.

I don't get it. Hollywood loves taking classic Fairy Tales (Jack and the Beanstalk, Red Riding Hood), and turns them into R-rated messes. (Jack the Giant Slayer, Red Riding Hood movie)
why hollywood
why

samid11 · 2013-03-25 16:10:28

Nintendoandfriends wrote:
samid11 wrote:
Red Riding Hood.
I don't get it. Hollywood loves taking classic Fairy Tales (Jack and the Beanstalk, Red Riding Hood), and turns them into R-rated messes. (Jack the Giant Slayer, Red Riding Hood movie)
why hollywood
why

AND "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Fighters" or whatever.

cartooncreator · 2013-03-25 16:30:01

samid11 wrote:
Nintendoandfriends wrote:
samid11 wrote:
Red Riding Hood.
I don't get it. Hollywood loves taking classic Fairy Tales (Jack and the Beanstalk, Red Riding Hood), and turns them into R-rated messes. (Jack the Giant Slayer, Red Riding Hood movie)
why hollywood
why
AND "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Fighters" or whatever.

Oh yeahh LOL I saw a preview for that and I was liek 'say wutttt?' and my dad was like shaking his head... xD

samid11 · 2013-03-25 16:45:30

cartooncreator wrote:
samid11 wrote:
Nintendoandfriends wrote:

I don't get it. Hollywood loves taking classic Fairy Tales (Jack and the Beanstalk, Red Riding Hood), and turns them into R-rated messes. (Jack the Giant Slayer, Red Riding Hood movie)
why hollywood
why
AND "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Fighters" or whatever.
Oh yeahh LOL I saw a preview for that and I was liek 'say wutttt?' and my dad was like shaking his head... xD

Now Alice in Wonderland and Return to Oz were good, but those were sort of re-imagined prequel/sequels. The other movies are just weird remakes.

PonyPokiPanikku · 2013-03-25 16:48:00

samid11 wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:
samid11 wrote:

AND "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Fighters" or whatever.
Oh yeahh LOL I saw a preview for that and I was liek 'say wutttt?' and my dad was like shaking his head... xD
Now Alice in Wonderland and Return to Oz were good, but those were sort of re-imagined prequel/sequels. The other movies are just weird remakes.

Alice in Wonderland and Oz were AWESOME.

calebxy · 2013-03-25 17:19:32

soupoftomato wrote:
RoyalHi5 wrote:
Wall2Wall wrote:
I think the worst ever, is sucker punch... Its so sad and VERY violent...
WHAT?! NOOOOOOO! That's one of my favorite movies! It's really sad and violent, but it's still amazing. There's a really good plot, it's beautiful, and it has an amazing soundtrack! A lot of people miss that. If you pay close attention and think A LOT you will agree with me. I would wait until you're older, watch it again, and then see.
Haven't seen but I heard the summary was basically, "if you wanted to see hot girls blow up robots, you went in with the right expectations, don't desire anything more."

It's like how my mom didn't understand why I wanted to see Iron Man 3 after we saw the trailer in theaters. Sometimes I just want things to blow up onscreen for a couple hours!

I don't see how Iron Man 3 looks remotely like it's a mindless action movie.

haxcharsol · 2013-03-25 17:46:56

PonyPokiPanikku wrote:
samid11 wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:

Oh yeahh LOL I saw a preview for that and I was liek 'say wutttt?' and my dad was like shaking his head... xD
Now Alice in Wonderland and Return to Oz were good, but those were sort of re-imagined prequel/sequels. The other movies are just weird remakes.
Alice in Wonderland and Oz were AWESOME.

And they were both PG.

FunDude · 2013-03-25 18:15:25

Any movie with " NOOOOOOOOO", blowing hair, emo characters ( unless they are well done), and slow-mo ( except in the rare cases it is used well and not every 2 seconds).

876tyuh · 2013-03-25 19:03:09

I don't really know the worst movie, it kind of depends on your opinion of bad, like a not scary horor movie is bad, like a not very funny comedy or something like that. But bad movies in general? There is a lot of those, it'd be hard to decide tongue

qwerts9000 · 2013-03-25 19:14:52

The croods seems hilarious.

Of course, its only a commercial...

And like you said, the teenage rebels......

POTATO

PonyPokiPanikku · 2013-03-26 15:54:30

haxcharsol wrote:
PonyPokiPanikku wrote:
samid11 wrote:

Now Alice in Wonderland and Return to Oz were good, but those were sort of re-imagined prequel/sequels. The other movies are just weird remakes.
Alice in Wonderland and Oz were AWESOME.
And they were both PG.

Yes.

Snowdrift · 2013-03-26 16:32:27

Anything that involves soccer or dogs. Or both.

qwerts9000 · 2013-03-28 12:04:50

Plan 9 from outer space.

And robot monster

Paddle2See · 2013-04-05 18:07:54

Hey folks - these topics are for sharing things that inspire you or that you really enjoy. Not for ranting on stuff you hate - that's pretty negative. Please take a look at the forum guidelines, if you have any questions about what to post. Thanks!

Now, if you wanted to start a topic on movies that are so bad that they are good - that might fit smile

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