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Waffle27 wrote:

Oh, I had an assignment last year where we had to make our own commercial! Mine was forSunny D, it went sort of but not exactly like this:

Sunny D Commercial
Boy: *Drags feet sadly in the park, through mud while a single swing creaks back and forth*
*Foot hits something hard.*
*Leans down to see what his foot hit. Picks up an almost-empty bottle of Sunny D, with a single drop at the bottom. Dramatically unscrews the cap and camera zooms in as the drop falls into his mouth.*
*Music changes to happy music, sun rises swiftly and storm clouds blow away*
*Boy throws bottle into recycle bin*
*Kids randomly appear from nowhere and the park is happy again*
Announcer:Sunny D makes Days Sunnier!

10/10 would watch 

Here's mine 

Do you like PIE?! - Well I know a purple llama that can solve all your needs for a talking pineapple that rides In a yellow Ferrari! - Just c'mon down to Gingerbread Express and lick your marshmallows galore! - These marshmallows were designed to explode a sub-atomic explosion when in contact with a blue squirrel! - We sell Cheese! only available from the 1st off January to the 2nd of January - only at random.com/www.randomnessshallruletheworld_pineapplesarepandasindisguise/pie.com

BANNANA TURTLE!    was that weird enough?

Jimmy: Boy, my face is gleaming!
Narrator: But Jimmy, you've only just touched on the skin lightness spectrum!
Jimmy: But my skin is as naturally bright as possible?
Narrator: No surrie! We have a little friend to help you with that problem!
Jeff the Killer smashes through a wall nearby
Jimmy: AHHH!
Jeff: Yes, I am the face of totally bright skin!
Jimmy: But how?
Jeff: By using my skin moisturizer!
Jimmy: What?
Narrator: Using a special mixture of bleach and vodka, you can impress everyone with your eerily bright skin!
Not suitable for psychos, maniacs or mentally unstable children. Side effects include leathery skin, abnormal behaviour and loss of eyelids.

SHI-NY SHOES!

They are really really cool!

SHI-NY SHOES!

You can use them at school!

SHI-NY SHOES!

Why don't you buy it too?!

SHI-NY SHOOOOOOOOES!

Are you tired of old balls that wear out after time and eventually pop? Then try the new Super Ball! It's new! It's bouncy! It's cool! It's new! Its fun! And did we mention that it's new? Find it at your local Wal-Mart or Target!* And with a new low price, everybody can afford it! It's just 60 payments of $50 dollars!* Buy it today! But hurry before this EXTREME sale ends the first of May!

*They have already run out of Super Balls. And incidentally, we've told all the managers not to order any more until this deal ends.

*Plus $900 dollar tax on each payment. Warranty expires in 3 days. We are not to blame for your new Super Ball popping of it's own accord tomorrow.

CN12 wrote:

Are you tired of old balls that wear out after time and eventually pop? Then try the new Super Ball! It's new! It's bouncy! It's cool! It's new! Its fun! And did we mention that it's new? Find it at your local Wal-Mart or Target!* And with a new low price, everybody can afford it! It's just 60 payments of $50 dollars!* Buy it today! But hurry before this EXTREME sale ends the first of May!

*They have already run out of Super Balls. And incidentally, we've told all the managers not to order any more until this deal ends.

*Plus $900 dollar tax on each payment. Warranty expires in 3 days. We are not to blame for your new Super Ball popping of it's own accord tomorrow.

I actually wouldn't be surprised if that was a real commercial with all the "60 payments!" and stuff