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The Internet's finest puns:
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence
Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  Therefore, knowledge corrupts.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A- flat minor
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a McDonalds.  The first one orders a soda. The second orders half a soda. The third, a quarter of a soda. The kid at the counter says, 'You're all idiots', and pours two sodas"
There are 10 types of people on Earth: those who know binary and those who don't
I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers, but I Kant
He wears glasses during math because it improves division
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

Last edited by Programmer_112 (2013-01-18 23:49:27)

Programmer_112 wrote:

There are 10 types of people on Earth: those who know binary and those who don't

There are 10 types of people on Earth: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3. 

nok knoc

hos ther/

joe

joe ho

joe mamaa

Since when are puns on the same level as jokes

@NeilWest: The puns in that image are very common and overused, even to people who don't listen to dubstep. "Wubwubwub" and "drop the bass" is pretty much what people who DON'T like dubstep use to mock it.

Last edited by soupoftomato (2013-01-19 11:08:45)

bananaman114 wrote:

werdna123 wrote:

nok knoc

hos ther/

joe

joe ho

joe mamaa

dat woz da most botiful thang

liek dis if u crie evrytim

Try to say "good I might" without sounding Australian. 

Programmer_112 wrote:

The Internet's finest puns:
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence
Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  Therefore, knowledge corrupts.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A- flat minor
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a McDonalds.  The first one orders a soda. The second orders half a soda. The third, a quarter of a soda. The kid at the counter says, 'You're all idiots', and pours two sodas"
There are 10 types of people on Earth: those who know binary and those who don't
I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers, but I Kant
He wears glasses during math because it improves division
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

that would be "a flat miner". to get a flat minor you have to drop it on a child.