A text with the date 6/14/1884.
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puppymk wrote:
Mokat wrote:
puppymk wrote:
I won a free SUV and the "target lottery". -_- It was two separate texts, actually.
An SUV???
Yup. I'm a bit to young to drive.
Me too. But I would still take it.
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Funny story, I was at home alone and some guy started calling me on the home phone:
[Ringing]
Me: Hello?
Guy: Hey is Johnny there?
Me: No
Guy: 'k bye
(5 mins. later)
[Ringing]
Me: Hello?
Guy: Hey is Johnny there?
Me: [hangs up]
(1 min. later)
[Ringing]
Me: No, Johnny is not here!
Guy: Oh, well can you take a message?
Me: (Playing along) Sure
Guy: Tell Johnny he is a [profanity] [profanity] and that he needs to get a [profanity] life!
Me: @_@ I'll be sure to tell him that.
Guy: 'k bye
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Haha mine is by far.. The oddest.
Person: who is this?
Me: this is kayetlin who do you think?
Person: who
Me: your sister
Person: I don't know you my name is Gustavo.
The conversation went on and on until
Gustavo: listen my dad got me this from text free on sprint and if you Insist on talking to une ill report you.
... I shut up after that because I honestly was bored with the whole thing.
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Once I was playing hide and go seek with phones at a party. I gave my friend my number, but she put in the wrong number by accident. She ended up texting a complete stranger "I'm going to find you >:D". Just one of the many crazy things that happened that night. XD
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sydrodk1 wrote:
Once I was playing hide and go seek with phones at a party. I gave my friend my number, but she put in the wrong number by accident. She ended up texting a complete stranger "I'm going to find you > ". Just one of the many crazy things that happened that night. XD
*My orange juice comes out my nose beacase im am laging so hard*
The strangest text I ever got was.....
COCROCH HATER
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The craziest txt I ever got went like this:
Stranger: Hi
Me: who is this?
stranger: hi
me: Tell me, who are you?!
stranger: what?
me: "what?" you're telling me "what"? I'm the one that's confused. Now tell me who you are!
stranger: I don't know what you're saying
Me: weirdo.
(ends convo)
-ten minutes later-
stranger: look: *picture of a dog*
Me: Why'd you send me a picture of a dog?
stranger: what?
Me: Grrrrrr!
(ends convo)
-day later-
stranger: look: *picture of a frige*
Me: 0.0 what the fudge is wrong with you?
stranger: kk
-Later that day I get a voicemail about 3 minutes long. It's a girls voice but I can't understand a word she's saying. But I do hear her say my name so I start freaking out because she knows who I am! I tell my parents and they tell me to ignore it and the stranger will go away. So I do but several times a day for a whole week she texts me saying "hi" or "what?" or "k" or "i don't know"
-two weeks later-
Me: okay, shut up already! But first tell me who you are!
Stranger: *inserts name*
Turns out it was one of my new friends! I gave her my number a month ago but she never gave me hers so I didn't recognize the number. I couldn't understand what she was saying because she has a russian accent and it's really hard to understand over the phone.
Me: YOU COULD"VE TOLD ME IT WAS YOU FROM THE BEGINING! SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK YOU WERE SOME KIND OF STALKER!
stranger: cool.
Me: 0.0
facepalm
and that kids, is my story
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Bbcrab1 wrote:
sydrodk1 wrote:
Once I was playing hide and go seek with phones at a party. I gave my friend my number, but she put in the wrong number by accident. She ended up texting a complete stranger "I'm going to find you > ". Just one of the many crazy things that happened that night. XD
*My orange juice comes out my nose beacase im am laging so hard*
The strangest text I ever got was.....
COCROCH HATER
ditto
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RoyalHi5 wrote:
Bbcrab1 wrote:
sydrodk1 wrote:
Once I was playing hide and go seek with phones at a party. I gave my friend my number, but she put in the wrong number by accident. She ended up texting a complete stranger "I'm going to find you > ". Just one of the many crazy things that happened that night. XD
*My orange juice comes out my nose beacase im am laging so hard*
The strangest text I ever got was.....
COCROCH HATERditto
Your laging so hard? What your a computer? LOL
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fillergames wrote:
RoyalHi5 wrote:
Bbcrab1 wrote:
*My orange juice comes out my nose beacase im am laging so hard*
The strangest text I ever got was.....
COCROCH HATERditto
Your laging so hard? What your a computer? LOL
Yeah, drinking in front of my computer is probably not my smartest idea. Oops.......I just made that statement sound so wrong...Oh well XD
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RoyalHi5 wrote:
fillergames wrote:
RoyalHi5 wrote:
dittoYour laging so hard? What your a computer? LOL
Yeah, drinking in front of my computer is probably not my smartest idea. Oops.......I just made that statement sound so wrong...Oh well XD
LOL.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
MINOR mistake
More like major mistake.
Anyways im going back to my (Dead) pony story topic.
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My friend texted me yesterday saying "I am a MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY!".
I replied with "That is SO going in the "weirdest text" topic.".
His response was "YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!".
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whizzer wrote:
My friend texted me yesterday saying "I am a MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY!".
I replied with "That is SO going in the "weirdest text" topic.".
His response was "YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!".
Your friend must be so proud.
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haxcharsol wrote:
whizzer wrote:
My friend texted me yesterday saying "I am a MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY!".
I replied with "That is SO going in the "weirdest text" topic.".
His response was "YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!".Your friend must be so proud.
Was he influenced on something illegal? Thats the only reason i can see someone acting that strange.
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fillergames wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
whizzer wrote:
My friend texted me yesterday saying "I am a MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY!".
I replied with "That is SO going in the "weirdest text" topic.".
His response was "YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!".Your friend must be so proud.
Was he influenced on something illegal? Thats the only reason i can see someone acting that strange.
If he was under the influence then he wouldn't be able to spell right, see his phone right or even see the keyboard. It was acting or a joke for sure.
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NeilWest wrote:
fillergames wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
Your friend must be so proud.Was he influenced on something illegal? Thats the only reason i can see someone acting that strange.
If he was under the influence then he wouldn't be able to spell right, see his phone right or even see the keyboard. It was acting or a joke for sure.
If he was under the influence it would be more like:
wsryfddhgfvhufm,hdwji::'',jgefh7i:/[[:,hgrdw26ui9twdhllyyfdz224yh
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haxcharsol wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
fillergames wrote:
Was he influenced on something illegal? Thats the only reason i can see someone acting that strange.If he was under the influence then he wouldn't be able to spell right, see his phone right or even see the keyboard. It was acting or a joke for sure.
If he was under the influence it would be more like:
wsryfddhgfvhufm,hdwji::'',jgefh7i:/[[:,hgrdw26ui9twdhllyyfdz224yh
Typing is hard!
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it was an advertisement for some bathing suit or something
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