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Puffistar3 wrote:

Oh, they count? Well in that case, the thingy that my sister got was actually a voicemail. I just stretched the truth a little to fit the topic -U-"

sorry

audio or it didnt happen

veggieman001 wrote:

dontbombiraq wrote:

I have
never received a text

Me too!

Me three. One more joining the forever alone club :3

bananaman114 wrote:

I got a text from somebody who thought i was their friend and i went along with it for 20 or so minutes
they were like 'yo man were u at'
and i said 'my place'
'maan u got too many places which one'
'my house'
and eventually i got bored and told him
he said 'son i got many years on you i worked as a spy you didnt have to tell me i could smeel you'

oh that waſ you? ſmall world

technoguyx wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

dontbombiraq wrote:

I have
never received a text

Me too!

Me three. One more joining the forever alone club :3

Me too! Sadly my mom's making me get a phone.    WHY MOM, WHY!?

owetre18 wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

owetre18 wrote:

"OMG! He put a wink face! Sarah, I think he likes me! I hope this goes great!"

After I texted a girl with a wink face in it. Same girl. I sent back, "Look who you're texting. Awkward. Bye.." and didn't text her any more after that.

This seems like it's fake, because you see it all the time, but it happened.

She probably did it on purpose

Yeah, but I already have a girlfriend, making her a.. nothing..

Not my point

ImagineIt wrote:

technoguyx wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

Me too!

Me three. One more joining the forever alone club :3

Me too! Sadly my mom's making me get a phone.    WHY MOM, WHY!?

Me five

ImagineIt wrote:

jukyter wrote:

how terrible for you

Yeah. Why can't I be a hipster? D:

i already am a hipster 

one time my brother got a text from his friend who was a boy and it said "What up babe wanna text?" and my brother asked him why he did and he meant to text it to another girl.

I haz no phone but I send spam to myself over email. I usually attach a school project o9r something because flash drives are for luzers 
I remember there was one about "Pie opportunities" and that link to google was repeated like 1000 times, with "index.html" as the attachment. I think it was this project. Don't try it in the internet exploder.

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One time I got a text from my friend saying "HAI THUR WANNA SMOOTHIEEE?"

Needless to say, it's now an inside joke.

banana500 wrote:

owetre18 wrote:

"OMG! He put a wink face! Sarah, I think he likes me! I hope this goes great!"

After I texted a girl with a wink face in it. Same girl. I sent back, "Look who you're texting. Awkward. Bye.." and didn't text her any more after that.

This seems like it's fake, because you see it all the time, but it happened.

Similar thing happened to me, this one girl who really likes me (even though I have a girlfriend already) sent me an message, was like:

"Hey there [insert mah real name] what's shaking?"
"Uhh nothing. Why did you just text me?"
"Oh, you know...just because."
"Um. All right."
"You're not really in the mood for a convo, are you?"
"It's just that, well--"
"Oh I get it, you're just talking with your GIRLFRIEND aren't you?"
"What? No!"
"Yes, yes, don't lie to me."
"Okay this conversation is over."
"No it isn't! I WILL HAVE YOU SOMEDAYYYYYYY!"

And the convo ended.

Yeah, she's weird.

The weirdest text I ever got was 'tWeRk It, BrOtHeR'

I'm not even a dude

boaz4 wrote:

I once recieved a text message from some guy I never hear of saying: (translated from Hebrew):

Hello Joseph. I couldn't find your car keys last night.
Do you know what these coins are?

(two attachments of a weird silver coin was included in the text)

You didn't rob a jewelry store in Israel did you?