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banana500 wrote:

talking Soup.

luke, I am your father

Last edited by opiegs (2012-12-09 15:24:33)

777w wrote:

opiegs wrote:

banana500 wrote:

talking Soup.

luke, I am your father

what do either of these posts have anything to do with the topic

+1

invadersundance wrote:

I am gonna write a creepy pasta about sundance (my oc). I wonder how I can make an opptonist sond scary.

is that opportunist or optimist and who says the oc has to be the scary one in the story

weegeeissparta wrote:

LE IDEA-
Some kids are in a forest, being derps, when they find a house. (SO ORIGINAL) They go in, and one of the kids sees a necklace they really like. They take it and put it on. Once they leave the house, the girl who got the necklace realized that she left her phone in the house so she goes back to get it. The other kids stay where they are while she goes. After 10 minutes, the girl doesn't come back. The kids go back to the house and find
the girl dead wearing the necklace, with a note next to her saying-
"This isn't yours"
Now someone write that.

The end is a bit cliche. But that's what scares me for some reason. People find some person laying down dead, there is evidence of who did it, and the end.

fillergames wrote:

Scary story.

One day a monkey stole my money. Flushed it down the toilet and exploded it.

The end

Rules wrote:

‣  Moderately silly stories are permitted, however, you can't just write "zombies killed everybody the end" or misspell ever single word and get away with it. Satire is okay, outright nonsense isn't.

No.

Ok my first try at a real scary story.

It started. Many people were dead, the monster ate them. This monster has been around for years. Not even the army could stop it. It was called "Beast"

One dark night i was watching some old movies. I heard a loud bang noise, like someone shot a gun. I checked outside. Nobody was out there. When i tried to open my door it was locked.

Screaming for my life. I ran to the back door. It was the monster. It was chasing me. After inside the monster started smashing the door. The monster was smiling and had large claws, its skin was pale green.

The monster then broke the door.

Nobody found me the next day.

I just came up with a lost episode pasta that's supposed to be a satire.

Not really scary, but more funny.

Here goes:

Okay, so you know the show iCarly?

The last episode just aired, bringing the show to an end.

But that wasn't the real episode.

The real end was this.

The episode went as follows, up until where the elevator closes and Carly and her dad are off to Italy. Suddenly it flashes white, and then "Carly" wakes up in the hospital.

Drake and Josh and their parents and surrounding the bed and say:

"Megan, you were in a coma."

And Megan's like, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS"

And the show just ends.

Okay, I'll admit, I got this from a really REALLY funny Twitter post.

banana500 wrote:

I just came up with a lost episode pasta that's supposed to be a satire.

Not really scary, but more funny.

Here goes:

Okay, so you know the show iCarly?

The last episode just aired, bringing the show to an end.

But that wasn't the real episode.

The real end was this.

The episode went as follows, up until where the elevator closes and Carly and her dad are off to Italy. Suddenly it flashes white, and then "Carly" wakes up in the hospital.

Drake and Josh and their parents and surrounding the bed and say:

"Megan, you were in a coma."

And Megan's like, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS"

And the show just ends.

Okay, I'll admit, I got this from a really REALLY funny Twitter post.

Ok, I'll overexaggerate this.

Everybody knows Gangnam Style. It's one of the most popular songs on youtube. Everyoe thinks it;s original but it's not.

This it the original one:

I have extracted the audible parts and found this:

"I am on owl, shut up you narwhal"
"Imagine an *** drinking a dasani (Korean drink)

And other more. It is very inappropriate until the end.


The end is the guy pointing at the screen and raised his gun and shot the camera men.

Exaggerated part:

RANDOM LOL FACES!!! CREEPER HEASDS EVERYWHERE!
MARIO ******** stuff
STEVE SHIFTING ON THE BED
TNT FALLING

HUBBA BUBBA GUBBA BOOBA BOOB DOOB NOOB HABA HABA

Necromaster wrote:

ExtremelyGamer wrote:

banana500 wrote:

I just came up with a lost episode pasta that's supposed to be a satire.

Not really scary, but more funny.

Here goes:


Okay, I'll admit, I got this from a really REALLY funny Twitter post.

Ok, I'll overexaggerate this.

Everybody knows Gangnam Style. It's one of the most popular songs on youtube. Everyoe thinks it;s original but it's not.

This it the original one:

I have extracted the audible parts and found this:

"I am on owl, shut up you narwhal"
"Imagine an *** drinking a dasani (Korean drink)

And other more. It is very inappropriate until the end.


The end is the guy pointing at the screen and raised his gun and shot the camera men.

Exaggerated part:

RANDOM LOL FACES!!! CREEPER HEASDS EVERYWHERE!
MARIO ******** stuff
STEVE SHIFTING ON THE BED
TNT FALLING

HUBBA BUBBA GUBBA BOOBA BOOB DOOB NOOB HABA HABA

W T F

W T F

W T F

W T F

+1

We need to get this thread back on track...

Can someone call for clean-up?

ExtremelyGamer wrote:

The hobo.

HE WAS STANDING THERE! ERMAHGERD!!! ERMAHGERD!!

I CALL MY AGENT!!

HE COMES CLOSER!!!

HE ARRIVES AND WE SCREAM!!!

AND WE MAKE THE HOBO JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

..Stop.

banana500 wrote:

I sort of want to write a horror story, but unfortunately I am absolutely awful at horror, since science fiction is my specialty. I'll try, though. I'll only try.

Expect it on Halloween night, since I won't be trick or treating, for a couple of reasons: I'm too old for it, and I don't like candy.

I'm sorry for the off-topic interruption, but I was just stalking this thread when I came across your post, and I just can't believe that... well, I found someone else who doesn't like candy. *tears of joy*

Necromaster wrote:

Cozyhut3 wrote:

banana500 wrote:

I sort of want to write a horror story, but unfortunately I am absolutely awful at horror, since science fiction is my specialty. I'll try, though. I'll only try.

Expect it on Halloween night, since I won't be trick or treating, for a couple of reasons: I'm too old for it, and I don't like candy.

I'm sorry for the off-topic interruption, but I was just stalking this thread when I came across your post, and I just can't believe that... well, I found someone else who doesn't like candy. *tears of joy*

you are weird.

very, very weird.

i don't want to use capitalization right now, thank you very much.

back to creepypasta, please...

Indeed.

Back on topic, everyone.