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This one is kinda innapropiate too. My science teacher hates gym bags, and my friend got the wrong locker combonation in the start of the year. So he puts all his stuff in his gym bag. One day recently, the science teacher finally noticed and she said "Mr. Perez, there's something innapropiate growing on your back." It was hilarious.

So, a long time ago, my mom and my uncle are driving, and then a guy stops next to them. He open's the window, and yells "LOBSTER ROLL?!" because there was a restaruant called Lobster Roll nearby. 

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Okay, so me and my friends are fans of an anime.This anime has a character named Arthur Kirkland. He has huge eyebrows. Anyways when we watched this anime and when he came on, I shouted: "FREAKING EYEBROWS." Ever since then, we call him Freaking Eyebrows and put our fingers to our eyebrows to mimic his.

banana500 wrote:

Animeboy975 wrote:

This one is kinda innapropiate too. My science teacher hates gym bags, and my friend got the wrong locker combonation in the start of the year. So he puts all his stuff in his gym bag. One day recently, the science teacher finally noticed and she said "Mr. Perez, there's something innapropiate growing on your back." It was hilarious.

Um.

I don't get it.

Think about it. She could've phrased it a little better.

ToxicQuillz wrote:

Okay, so me and my friends are fans of an anime.This anime has a character named Arthur Kirkland. He has huge eyebrows. Anyways when we watched this anime and when he came on, I shouted: "FREAKING EYEBROWS." Ever since then, we call him Freaking Eyebrows and put our fingers to our eyebrows to mimic his.

Hetalia!

OK, so one time, I was at my friend's house, and I had a crush on this video game character, and I told her to guess his name. I gave her a hint, that it was kind of a weird name, and she guessed, "Chicken-flop?" So now whenever we remember that we're like, Remember Chicken-flop?

Also, there was a singing rubber duck she had that was water-activated, and we got scared by it when it started singing in the middle of the night out of nowhere. Then, the next day, my friend's mom threw it in the trash and then we wondered, What would happen if it came in contact with garbage juice...? Then we laughed.
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Nyangoose! (another inside joke, mostly only understood by me.)

PonyPokiPanikku wrote:

OK, so one time, I was at my friend's house, and I had a crush on this video game character, and I told her to guess his name. I gave her a hint, that it was kind of a weird name, and she guessed, "Chicken-flop?" So now whenever we remember that we're like, Remember Chicken-flop?

That sounds a lot like my Pickleschmidt one.

I have an inside joke with me and my semi-girlfriend (the same one that I had a crush on and who liked me back). One day we were talking about Lord of the Rings (because we're both LOTR fans). I guess we were both looking at each other pretty lovey-dovey somehow, because then some dude walked past and was like, "Hey, look, nerds in love!"

We both just stared at the kid and laughed, and I said, "Yeah, nerds for life" and we both hi-fived. Then the kid walked away. To this day, whenever we pass notes in class and we're talking about something geeky, she adds #nerds4life. 

Another one:

Me and my friend were sitting in Social Studies, and we were reviewing the chapter about Feudal Japan. And he was whispering to me a bunch of racist jokes about Japan (though I'm not a racist myself, a lot of the jokes were actually really funny).

Then he says, "Okay, what did the ocean say to the bathtub?"

So I ask, "What?"

"Oh, bathtub, why you so shallow?"

I must admit that at that moment I was ON THE FLOOR. I was trying to hold in my laugh, but when that happens I start crying. My teacher was looking at me funny and was like, "Are you okay?" and I'm like "Yeah, yeah, just a second", and me and my friend are still just dying right there. 

The funniest part was that the joke wasn't even funny at all. Even my semi-girlfriend (who sits behind me) was laughing also, and she makes really bad jokes that most of us laugh at anyway.

So yes, that's an inside joke now.

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My friends and I do have the cult of Shmooz. Worship Shmooz. And be sacrificed to the… white sticky tree…

To be initiated into the cult you must be sacrificed
When they tried to sacrifice me I ran up the tree BD (a person grabbing each arm and someone pushing my back trying to sacrifice me). It was pretty awesome

Last edited by zubblewu (2012-12-18 23:19:41)

LOL I love inside jokes. :')

Welp, I have one: There's this little video called "School House Rock" that is a bunch of  singing dudes singing about stuff that increases your number of smarticle particles. Oe of them is called "Elbow Room" and it's about how civilization spread across the US because the 13 colonies were gettting too small. It has its own signature dance: you flap your arms slowly like a chicken while be-bopping up and down. It's HILARIOUS. Anyway, I was in a craft store with my friend and I was standing next to a shelf thing. I just randomly started doing the signature "Elbow Room" dance and I guess I really did need some elbow room! My elbow hit like 5 or 6 tubes of icing and they go flying. We're cracking up so hard, I'm nearly crying. So yeah, whenever it occurs to us, we reenact the 'elbow room scenario'.    It's hilarious. XD

Necromaster wrote:

cartooncreator wrote:

LOL I love inside jokes. :')

Welp, I have one: There's this little video called "School House Rock" that is a bunch of  singing dudes singing about stuff that increases your number of smarticle particles. Oe of them is called "Elbow Room" and it's about how civilization spread across the US because the 13 colonies were gettting too small. It has its own signature dance: you flap your arms slowly like a chicken while be-bopping up and down. It's HILARIOUS. Anyway, I was in a craft store with my friend and I was standing next to a shelf thing. I just randomly started doing the signature "Elbow Room" dance and I guess I really did need some elbow room! My elbow hit like 5 or 6 tubes of icing and they go flying. We're cracking up so hard, I'm nearly crying. So yeah, whenever it occurs to us, we reenact the 'elbow room scenario'.    It's hilarious. XD

I also remember it completely ignores us massacring and dislocating the Native American tribes.

You have a point there. I was just telling about a inside joke. XD

In older rap songs they say "gat" to mean gun, when me and a friend were watching the S3 premier and we saw the billions of Gak commercials it reminded me of some lines from a song and I said "He dropped the Gak like a stupid *person*, so I bashed his head in with my Louisville slugger"

Every since then we've been changing it in songs to Gak and randomly saying it when it's quiet in class.