Scratch

Original text:

"we are one"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"HEREINAFTER REFERRED TO AS"

Original text:

"What what what what cool no not cool fine. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now you can talk about it."

I translated this Men In Black 3 quote:

"You know, we've been doing smart stuff. Solving clues, doing real police work. It's about time we do something stupid. So lets go get some pie."

And Bing gives us:

"You know, that we are intelligent things. Solve riddles, actual police work. Yes, we do stupid things. So we drove for a cake.

  Bing thinks it smart.
WRONG.
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Here's another one:

OMG.
A CHICKEN JUST ATE MAH FOOT.

Bing gives me:

World chicken foot MAH.


So the world is a chicken foot?

Wut.

"I am a horrible translator. Here's proof:"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A. profitable, size and version:"

zubblewu wrote:

Original text:

"we are one"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"HEREINAFTER REFERRED TO AS"

Hereinafter referred to as what?!?

I don't get it! The badly translated quote you just did has nothing to do with the original one, which is just a standard quote that I understood before!

Original text:
"Scratch: Imagine, Program, Share"
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
"Justificaes Voc rdenes ierde comes one she gives cz "
Umm.... Okay...

haxcharsol wrote:

Mokat wrote:

Original text:
"Scratch: Imagine, Program, Share"
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
"Justificaes Voc rdenes ierde comes one she gives cz "
Umm.... Okay...

wut.
I hate when it does that.
Even though I don't want it to make sense, I still want it to be readable...

I know, right...

MiaFan2010 wrote:

Original text:

"The password is swordfish. WRONG!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The sword of the code. Errors"

(The original quote is from the Bill Dana show, if you were wondering in the first place.)

XD

Original: "Got a funny mistranslation? Post it on our Facebook wall! Share more Bad Translations on the Bad Translator Facebook wall and invite your friends. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Facebook application Facebook when an error message when you try to share the city."

Original text:

"Ackuna is a Google Translate-like website that uses crowdsourcing to translate, store, and organize text into various languages using a multi-lingual community."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Google Ackun the text in other languages. How to set the language and the community site."

TheArtOfWar wrote:

Original text:

"the chicken is inside of the kitty  "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hot chick's breasts"




Interesting.

So Bing is a man?? :0

owetre18 wrote:

Original text:

"Bad Translator, do you like Justin Beiber?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Justin Timberlake. Babe, is that a good translation?"

0_o

Replied to the translation:
Absolutely not because that translation laughs my head off!