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CheeseMunchy wrote:

"This is a lively place, U.S., Asia, China, California, Utah, London is trying to prevent the death of 100 people in the United States and the oil-for-food, water, medicines, plasters and Mint. Breathing and other elements of life."
x8

x35:
"Utah, a former London Asia-China, was diagnosed with autism in California congestion oil. Artificial products. Water and ice and iron tools and other projects, it is important to breathe between the people's Republic of China."

x35 again:
He with the rest of Asia in parts of Utah and Aliments Californie, his life in London. Water and the sauce, you want to avoid is the Chinese Yuan 60 's 100.

lol

Original:
This is a website where we try to prevent deaths of Cheeses in Asia, China, London, California, Utah, and 100 other Countrys all over the USA by giving out, food, medicine, Band-aids water, breath mints, and other life saving elements of life.

Original:

Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible):

"You must not commit adultery"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Thoust needs potato"

18 Translations Later:

"(The original text without the legislation 7) example: you need a wife. 35 tradition, then we ask Bing, Thoust potatoes"

Original:
"I really need a pet penguin... I'm not sure how it would do in 100 degree weather though. My Dad says it would die. It's a major let down. I'm moving to Alaska."

After 8 bing translations:
"I really need a Penguin gas ... I don't know that it will air in 100 degrees. He said: my father, who died. The up and down. I went to Alaska."

lololol. I love this thing.

Original text:

"no. never!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Before."

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Original text:

"That's interesting. Tell me more."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It will be interesting. You can get more information."

Last edited by zubblewu (2012-11-23 17:38:19)

The other translators are much worse than bing.

Original text:
"I really need a pet penguin... I'm not sure how it would do in 100 degree weather though. My Dad says it would die. It's a major let down. I'm moving to Alaska."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The error: The it calculated of petition outside"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Ihtiya pingino ereflendirilmi gerek moliwy assurment, pobonego degr//100 durao. J mj iins lmeyecei syler osab. /kae Alaska'ya moliwy mudndome. "

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you really need a pet Penguin. I don't know about 100 degrees Celsius. My father told me that he was going to die. And frustration. I want to go to Alaska."


I wonder how google would do...

Last edited by CheeseMunchy (2012-11-23 17:48:10)

CheeseMunchy wrote:

Original:
"What is happening? Help! HELP ME! Oh. Never mind, I just dropped my foot."

...210 translations later, bing gave us:
"Very difficult in another country."

Indeed its difficult to translate from different countrys.

Original text:

"Which translator is better; bing or transperfect"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Anpilonman ice Transbervic?"


Original text:

"Which translator is better; bing or transperfect"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Osio; Transperfect "

Does transperfect think itself?

Here are more funny bad translations by me using the bad translator again:

Original text:

"Good Thing we have a friend along with me, because I have a young belgian college student named Elisabeth Gauthier."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The good thing that have a friend with me because I have a young student of Belgian of institute, Elisabeth Gauthier named. "

(LOL! Used SDL This Time!)

Original text:

"Yummy Pizza!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My pizza"

(They are calling it "My pizza" instead of the saying "Yummy Pizza"? How Silly is that saying!)

Original text:

"I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK LAUGHING AT SOME BAD TRANSLATIONS!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I was having a heart attack, which occurred in a number of techniques"

(That's why that badly translated quote doesn't make any sense! LOL!)

Original text:

"My Little Rainbow Dash!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Scope of material!"

(Now why did Rainbow Dash be turned into a Scope of Material? That badly translated quote doesn't make any sense also!)

Original text:

"OK People! This is going to be a funny one!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good people! Here you can relax, and the heart"

(Yeah, I think it's a little funny this time! But I don't care!)

haxcharsol wrote:

original text: You're so mean!
after: Me too!

I love it when the original text and after seem like a conversaiton

Original text:

"is the chicken made of brown gak?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Brown the chicken in the GAC?"

Bad translator loves math.
Original text:

"math algebra calculus arithmetic geometry fractals complex plane imaginary numbers i "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Adult vprktl complex, mathematical, cotton"