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#76 2012-11-19 08:46:47
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"POTATOES! Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Potato Salad has been destroyed. Food"
Hooray! Potato salad has been destroyed! I hate potato salad.
You say goodbye to 1.4, I say hello to 2.0.
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#77 2012-11-19 09:08:32
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
BLU_Spy wrote:
"The current specification of the problem of people without any problems, you can see an ancient philosophical concept."
woah
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#78 2012-11-19 10:08:31
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
nama wrote:
Original text:
"POTATOES! Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Potato Salad has been destroyed. Food"
Hooray! Potato salad has been destroyed! I hate potato salad.
Original text:
"I happen to like potato salad, thank you very much!"
...6 translations later, SDL gives us:
"I will worship the salad of Pope, a lot of gives it the thanks a lot! "
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#79 2012-11-19 11:03:01
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original Text:
This is a random piece of text that I would like to be translated.
35 Translations later, Bing gives us...
Mail adress.
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#80 2012-11-19 11:20:10
- mythbusteranimator
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- Registered: 2012-02-28
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Please! Please! I never meant to decapitate you with a CD! Let me use super glue to put it back on, so you can decapitate me back!"
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Don't hesitate to contact us! Don't hesitate to contact us! I want to see the CD Home. Try using the chapter behind, then you have to do it, then you may need!"
clicky
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#81 2012-11-19 15:00:35
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Swedish House Mafia is the best mainstream DJ group I know. When they broke up, I did feel slightly sad, but at least they left us with another club classic, Don't You Worry Child."
10 repeated Swedish - English translations in Google Translate gives us:
"Swedish House Mafia is the best traditional DJ group I know. When they broke up, I feel a little sad, but at least they left us with another club classics, do not worry child."
Not bad, now 10 more French-Swedish translations:
"Swedish House Mafia is the best DJ in the traditional group, I know. Fed separately, I feel a bit sad, at least the men left with us Classic Club Annan, anxiety digging integrated barn."
French isn't Google Translate's strong point is it?
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#82 2012-11-19 15:14:59
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Somehow, George W. Bush got involved...
Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The basic condition is dangerous (ralemen in George w. Bush) is lower than normal."
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#83 2012-11-19 15:34:23
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
zubblewu wrote:
Somehow, George W. Bush got involved...
Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The basic condition is dangerous (ralemen in George w. Bush) is lower than normal."
Wee it got that George w. Bushes intelligence is lower then normal.
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#84 2012-11-21 19:37:51
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"no"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
","
It can't even get the word "NO" right? And how did that turn into a comma in the first place?
You say goodbye to 1.4, I say hello to 2.0.
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#85 2012-11-21 19:45:24
- CheckItNow12
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
"Hi"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I want to know the truth."
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#86 2012-11-23 10:43:01
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
CheckItNow12 wrote:
"Hi"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I want to know the truth."
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/D … iously.jpg
It‘s trying to tell us something...
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I HAVE SWITCHED ACCOUNTS! My new username is NoxSpooth.
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#87 2012-11-23 13:06:33
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Welcome to Minecraft! It is a game where you build and break blocks. It has no storyline. The players only goal is to stay alive."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Loulé and the St typically don't play live."
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#88 2012-11-23 15:34:20
- TheArtOfWar
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- Registered: 2012-11-07
- Posts: 11
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"What is a brony"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Ball"
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#89 2012-11-23 15:37:41
- DoctoPwned
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- Registered: 2012-10-25
- Posts: 35
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Satan. :>"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"When you play. :>"
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#90 2012-11-23 15:41:08
- DoctoPwned
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"I hate gumgum."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The image is likely."
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#91 2012-11-23 15:47:03
- DoctoPwned
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"um... harder."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"嗯 ... ... It is very difficult."
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#92 2012-11-23 16:23:15
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Gak is the incredible squishable, squeezable, squashable, stretchable, bounceable, ploppable, poppable stuff! Smoosh it, Twist it, Bubble It, Mix it... and make wacky Gak sounds!!!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Bobabel Skwashabl Blobabl Skoishabel Bonsiabl good Duck, even to draw ... Duck warning"
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#93 2012-11-23 16:27:17
- DoctoPwned
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Once kids pick up Gak, they won't want to put it down. Gak's awesome "Splat" container lets you make all sorts of wacky sounds when you squish the Gak around. Stretch it all the way across a room. Squeeze it through your fingers. Blow a giant bubble then pop it! Press it into a plastic cup and listen as it makes the loudest frrrrrrrt sounds to make kids laugh hysterically!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"His son, is an excellent place to start. The cache, open the GAC GAC and you will see a series of strange sounds. The information in the room and drink honey, which exploded. Frrrrrrr resin and life."
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#94 2012-11-23 16:30:58
- DoctoPwned
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"You are an amazing translator"
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
"Bersetzer of berraschender of Voc. "
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#95 2012-11-23 16:34:30
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"brown gak"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Enjoy your chicken"
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#96 2012-11-23 16:47:07
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"Pot was just made legal."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Swim heavens pool (in), Air pool."
Oh god why?
Here's another one:
Original text:
"Gak, gak, gak. New gak is wack! Gak is making a comeback! This gak is wack. It makes a noise 'smack'. I like to wack Gak. Gak. Purple. Blue. Red. Gak. Brony = Gak."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Avoid avoid avoid Africa re-read in Africa. My husband. Jamaica has a modular, red, blue, green = Brunei a duck a duck."
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#97 2012-11-23 16:51:38
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"dip the mashed potato covered chicken nugget biscuit in the barbecue sauce"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Creative cakes caramel sweets, chicken, potatoes."
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#98 2012-11-23 16:55:49
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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"I came to dig dig dig dig I'll build a city oh so big big big big just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig pig pig pig cook me some bacon and take a swig swig swig swig yeah, yeah"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Rasvatu Wavecrest wave barrier of trees, pigs, II (CDP), small kitchen – drinking water that killed bacon."
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#99 2012-11-23 17:04:32
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
Original text:
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Rotate again and get positive results."
_______________________________________________
"Bad Translator, do you like Justin Beiber?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Justin Timberlake. Babe, is that a good translation?"
0_o
Last edited by owetre18 (2012-11-23 17:06:59)
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#100 2012-11-23 17:10:18
Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)
owetre18 wrote:
Original text:
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Rotate again and get positive results."
_______________________________________________
"Bad Translator, do you like Justin Beiber?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Justin Timberlake. Babe, is that a good translation?"
0_o
I didn't get any results.
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