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#51 2012-11-18 01:10:11

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

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So far I've gotten Nuclear Dawn and Hitman: Blood Money through my TF2 items.
Nuclear is worth about 3 or so keys and so is Hitman.
So lets just guess at 7 keys so far.
Selling Minecraft for 6 keys or so. (that's a $26 game for $15 for any people interested)
That's an aim-point of 13 keys for what I've done already.

I have a bunch of dirty hats, now that all my clean ones have sold.
Together they will most likely sell for 2 keys, if I don't get lowballers(not going to outpost)
I also have a few Haunted items that are wearable after Halloween that'll probably make around 3 keys.

The amount of money those 3 games would cost highly exceed the cost of the keys to together, which means if I can get someone to pay the full Minecraft price I'm already near my goal.

Outcome:

"Dawn e Bell pos attack: you have at least 3 or more money in the hands of the Georgia Samdytas 7 and 6 button, such as sort, William (this game: Eagle (1762-1770): 107 patterns as $ 15 (2)) 13 Black Hat PIN or social security number of the week for the network, which is diverse: there are three different parties throughout the night clearly sales can meet with the Lowballer is is hktion. I was the best quotes 3. William, if you if you target someone or with other entieremen."

And so, I cannot help but wonder, who is this strange William? And halfway through I saw something about torturing in Halloween time or something like that.


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#52 2012-11-18 07:36:49

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Bad! You are bad! You are not a good translator! You're awful!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is not easy to provide a good version. Thank you to all of you."


I think I offended him...  tongue


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#53 2012-11-18 07:39:32

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Wait a second, are you talking to me? I thought you were just a translator..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I thought: Hey, wait. I think it's very easy."

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#54 2012-11-18 09:29:31

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Me: Can you talk to me?? You're scary!! Please dont kill me!
35 translations later, Bing gives us:
I want to talk about, please don't kill me.


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#55 2012-11-18 09:40:06

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Input:

Code:

The most advanced OS of its kind, List OS has busted out of the box, becoming a radical new possibility. To use it, the default username is Scratcher and the password is 12345, but you can change it. Refresh the whole screen if you forget your username and password, because it remembers it after clicking the green flag. It is currently v.1.1.1. The update log is (link to forums)

Output:

Code:

"In addition to the operating system in the world is a great tool for new items and change the username and password is 12345, if you are not familiar with Ausirn screen."

Click the sign.
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#56 2012-11-18 09:53:31

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

"1,297,992 registered members, 385,616 project creators, 2,908,985 projects. That's a lot of Scratch-ing!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"2980000005/1062992, it is important to have a few free options."

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Last edited by CheckItNow12 (2012-11-18 09:54:49)


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#57 2012-11-18 09:55:26

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"In complex analysis, de Branges's theorem, or the Bieberbach conjecture, is a theorem that gives a necessary condition on a holomorphic function in order for it to map the open unit disk of the complex plane injectively to the complex plane."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Somption should be shared with all, open complex giant system Bieberbach Oberaudorf PR article report"

What the...

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#58 2012-11-18 10:00:33

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Bing has the worst translator ever made."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Completely destroyed God's secrets."

WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN-...

*Double facepalm*


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#59 2012-11-18 10:04:50

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The current specification of the problem of people without any problems, you can see an ancient philosophical concept."

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#60 2012-11-18 10:08:55

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Bing needs to be fixed the translations are horrible"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is a horrible version."

So we are using the horrible version?


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#61 2012-11-18 10:09:38

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Chuck tour series and 1-12, $ 150 kg min 200 original General Assembly."

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Derp.


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#62 2012-11-18 10:12:20

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"team fortress 2"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it ties the fortress 2"

Collecting ties instead of hats? Well that different.


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#63 2012-11-18 10:14:02

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Firedrake969 wrote:

Input:

Code:

The most advanced OS of its kind, List OS has busted out of the box, becoming a radical new possibility. To use it, the default username is Scratcher and the password is 12345, but you can change it. Refresh the whole screen if you forget your username and password, because it remembers it after clicking the green flag. It is currently v.1.1.1. The update log is (link to forums)

Output:

Code:

"In addition to the operating system in the world is a great tool for new items and change the username and password is 12345, if you are not familiar with Ausirn screen."

What translator.


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#64 2012-11-18 10:14:04

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice As the story we knew of sugar and spice But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it With the help of the magic of a pegasus device"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But the check date magic rainbow of sugar and Spice in the Caribbean."

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#65 2012-11-18 10:20:55

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"I am pain-is cupcake i will eat you!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I am myself the douleur already the small biscuit that mangerò she! "

"I am pain-is cupcake i will eat you!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bread, cakes and pastries"

What the. SDL is worse then bing. At least bing was on topic.

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#66 2012-11-18 11:03:54

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

"benjamin william franklin lamar bween bonbon benedictator boingleberry subwoofer harding obama the third the eleventh the fifteenth. the end."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The dictator's three ugly Brad 3/11, dextrins, Bween, Benjieming text proposed two weeks ago. Anguilla"

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#67 2012-11-18 12:23:31

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Umm If anyone thinks Bing translator is bad. Try SDL on Bad translator. Its far worse in my opinion

SDL free translator.
"If anyone thinks Bing translator is bad. Try SDL on Bad translator. Its far worse."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Then the to import that hung but the translator is, that is, bad. For experiences SDL in the bad translator. Its an a lot distant worse one one. "

Bing.
Original text:

"If anyone thinks Bing translator is bad. Try SDL on Bad translator. Its far worse."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If some people think that Bing translation was bad. Use of SDL translation bad test. Many bad things."

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#68 2012-11-18 12:34:07

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"Cuddle cuddle up-ets cuddle cuddle up-ets blankets that are pupp-ets blankets that are pupp-ets!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it caresses the covers of in and of conveniently one of conveniently an of in and of conveniently a that the covers of wrist are, that is the wrist! "


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#69 2012-11-18 12:38:39

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

epicepicman wrote:

Original text:

"Cuddle cuddle up-ets cuddle cuddle up-ets blankets that are pupp-ets blankets that are pupp-ets!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it caresses the covers of in and of conveniently one of conveniently an of in and of conveniently a that the covers of wrist are, that is the wrist! "

Thats just crazy how bad the translation was. LOl


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#70 2012-11-18 13:23:11

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

"New to Scratch? Take a tour to see what Scratchers are creating and sharing."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"From recent to the raschietti? For it carries to see a rotation that Scratchers creates and divides. "

Okay...


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#71 2012-11-18 14:20:38

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Here's another one! But this time, I'm using the Bad Translator:

Original text:

"SHUT UP! YOUR HOUSE IS BURNING!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And service organizations."

Stupid Translator! The Original Famous Quote says that someone's house is burning and in the Badly Translated Quote it says that it has something to do with service organizations! LOL!


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#72 2012-11-18 14:47:42

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

CheckItNow12 wrote:

"New to Scratch? Take a tour to see what Scratchers are creating and sharing."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"From recent to the raschietti? For it carries to see a rotation that Scratchers creates and divides. "

Okay...

I don't get the math. How can you dived an scratcher rotation?


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#73 2012-11-18 21:48:34

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Bing.


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#74 2012-11-18 22:28:40

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Vikram wants Guinea tree LUMIERE Sonic? Where wood handles for the treatment of wood for a Groundhog."



"Tell me a funny joke"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The"


"Siri, translate this into another language for me, okay?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translated to other languages, Hebrew?"


"First off: Thanks to everyone who has helped track down glitches in the flash player! We've now made the flash player the default project player on the Scratch website. So if you aren't logged in, or if you haven't selected a preference for the Java"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"First, I ' mutlu you can play Flash problems Flash games now because this is a page to determine if you are a true rayur project."

This is awesome/funny.

If you just take random things you hear from people you interact with, and put it in there, it sometimes gets funny.

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#75 2012-11-19 08:40:44

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Re: Machine translator fun (Bing traslator)

Original text:

"I was bored yesterday night. So i decided to translate the notes of rainbow chicken to many different languages and back. It turned into this."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It was last night. Get a registered version in a different language. New opportunities"

"Get a registered version in a different language?"
Maybe it's telling me to buy the japanese version of that game I want.


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