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Wohoooooooooooooo Thank You Sparks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOBBYBOB3 wrote:

So, here's a payphone parody sung by a zombie.


"where have my eyes, gone, baby they're all gone, must've lost them to a stupid guy
I look everywhe-ere but they just aren't there, there, so they proba-bly fell off a cliff..."


then the zombie fell off a cliff looking for them so the song stopped.

lolwut

When I walk into McDonalds
The only thing I see
Are the rows and rows of french fries
All starin' at me
I could eat a thousand fries
Dipped in ketchup from tomatoes
Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes...

I LIKE TO EAT POTATOES

Keep it up, we may have the next Wierd Al "Yanchovick"!

A parody of jingle bells
dashing down the road
on a one-motor open car
o'er hills we go
barfing all the way
bells fall of the car
making ghosts in sight
what fun it is to drive and sing
a silly song tonight!

Oh..Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey!

Oh..Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey! (repeat until you lose your voice)

Last edited by Martiscratch (2012-10-31 09:36:08)

Martiscratch wrote:

A parody of jingle bells
dashing down the road
on a one-motor open car
o'er hills we go
barfing all the way
bells fall of the car
making ghosts in sight
what fun it is to drive and sing
a silly song tonight!

Oh..Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey!

Oh..Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey! (repeat until you lose your voice)

dashing through the town
on a car thatsbeensetalight
over the shops we go
screaming all the way
fire burning bright
killing next doors dog
O what fun it is to kill
Daleks tonight!

Oh..Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey!

Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin flew away
farther Christmas lost his whiskers
on the motorway Hey! (repeat until you lose your voice)

thanks for the chorus martiscratch    if something has no spaces even if it is more than one word say it quickly   

-This Is Halloween Parody-

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to travel time?
Come with us and you will see
This our Mansion of Felts

These are The Felts! (x2)
Wormholes twist - it's a sight!
These are the Felts, everybody hold your hats
Sticking pins and stitching faces
It's our Mansion, wormholes everywhere!
In this Mansion of Felts.

Crowbar: I am the one wielding a tool, preventing paradoxes and keeping my cool.
Stitch: I am the tailor of us all, scars on my face and pins in my mouth

These are The Felts! (x2)
The Felt! (x4)
In this Mansion, we call home, everyone hail the Time song!
In this Mansion, don't we love it now!
Ev'rybody's waiting for the next wormhole!
'Round that corner - Shark hiding in the pool
Someone's waiting now to disappear
And how you'll freak!

These are the Felts!
Green n' white n' more green!

You're not a physicist?
Well that's just fine!
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Cheat at poker playing with Die

Somebody take your turn, take your turn!
In this Mansion of Felts

Eggs: I am the one with the eggtimer, cloned in a flash and here again!
Biscuits: I am the one with the oven - travelling through time at the speed of light!
Snowman: I am the embodiment of the universe, I am the planets and the stars at night.

These are The Felts! (x2)
The Felt! (x5)

Time rifts everywhere
They're no fun without a good stare
That's our job but we're not mean
In our Mansion of Felts

In this Mansion, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next wormhole!

Big Ol' Cans might punch you in the gut
Clock you into another calendar year
Make you lose all track of time
These are the Felts, don't sink the 8 ball!
Won't you please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Doc is King of The Felt
Everyone hail to the Time lord now!

These are The Felts! (x2)
The Felt! (x4)

In this Mansion we call home, everyone hail to the Time song!

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
OOOOOO!

SciTecCfTest wrote:

BOBBYBOB3 wrote:

Agentpieface wrote:

Teenage Dream parody

You think I’m ugly, with all my make up on,
You think I’m skinny, but soon realise that you’re wrong
I know you want me, all 300 kilos of it
Yea of it

Before you met me, I was 50kgs
But now you’ve fed me
And I cannot see my knees
Now every dinner, we will get KFC
KFC

Let’s go get family box tonight
No fruit, just fries
We can eat, until we die
Of obesity and heart disease


You make me feel like I’m living a losers dream
The way I turn you off
I can’t sleep
Because my flab is spilling off the whole bed
Spilling off the whole bed

My heart stops when I see Burger King
Just one touch and now you’re vomiting
This is real, I just ate 10 extra large fries
10 extra large fries

Imma get your heart stopping
In my size 50 jeans
Be your losers dream tonight

Yea you’re gonna run away
When I start to play
With my flabby arms tonight

made this one up

Good, but offensive. I barely know any pop songs, so I just do them in RAP MODE.

RAP MODE THIS!

I'm goin' to a party
Gonna meet my friend Marty
He's very arty
He thinks he a smarty
But that isn't so
He drops very low
Go get yourself a Co-
-ke and get no
show
Don't be santa
ho ho ho
Wear my shoe
Step in glue
Doctor who
Who....
Doctor who...
PARTY!!

THAT WAS REALLY COOL.

I fell of the edge
It's gory
I guess it's the end of my story

Fell of the edge,
the edge,
the edge,
the edge,
the edge!

I fell of the edge,
It's gory...
(etc.  )

I can't wait to post screw the nether!!

It's deep underground,
Pass the bedrock,
But don't dig straight down,
You'll regret that,
But now you feel brave,
Equip with your spade,
To roam in these caves,

Not looking for gold,
This stuff's purple,
So I've been told,
by some people,
I'll find a few bricks,
Where the two of these mix,
With a couple of clicks,
I'll be swaying my pick,

This is all the prep I go through,
Even if my tools are just make-do,
Moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving toooo the Nether,

10 blocks is the magical total,
As that's enough to build up my portal,
Moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving toooo the Nether,

Welcome to hell,
Weathers Great Here,
So pull up a chair,
Have a cold beer,
You can live by the sea,
So happy you'll be,
with your cobblestone tree,

The neighbours are ripe,
They're delicious,
We Eat Bacon All Night,
It's nutritious,
Hear all of them squeal,
For damage I deal,
There's plenty to steal,
Hack n slash,
Golden nuggets, Im Rich,

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight,
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it innnnn the Nether,

Don't expect to see any creepers,
That's one of my favourite features,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it innnnn the Nether,

You've got to know,
You Have To Fight,
Learn To Play,
There's Mobs But It's Not Night,
A Wooden Sword won't do it,
They're gonna blast right through it,
If you've got a potion use it,

So watch your back,
I Won't Warn You Twice,
Fight the ghasts,
Make it cry,
They'll Shoot The Ground Around You,
Making Holes To Fall Through,
You're probably going to,
In the lava again,

Feels like hell the things I've just been through,
Won't believe a word when I tell you,
You know what screw the Nether,
You know what screw the Nether,
You know what screwwwww the Nether,

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I'd better come and rejoin you,
You know I screw the Nether,
You know I screw the Nether,
You know I screwwwww the Nether,

That's it I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,
I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ah,
I'm miss nature,
All the pigs and the cows and all that,
Sheep n stuff,
I didn't think I'll miss it but I do,
Ah my God,
How sad,
I wish,
I wish I could just return to the normal world again,
Bye

Martiscratch wrote:

I can't wait to post screw the nether!!

It's deep underground,
Pass the bedrock,
But don't dig straight down,
You'll regret that,
But now you feel brave,
Equip with your spade,
To roam in these caves,

Not looking for gold,
This stuff's purple,
So I've been told,
by some people,
I'll find a few bricks,
Where the two of these mix,
With a couple of clicks,
I'll be swaying my pick,

This is all the prep I go through,
Even if my tools are just make-do,
Moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving toooo the Nether,

10 blocks is the magical total,
As that's enough to build up my portal,
Moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving toooo the Nether,

Welcome to hell,
Weathers Great Here,
So pull up a chair,
Have a cold beer,
You can live by the sea,
So happy you'll be,
with your cobblestone tree,

The neighbours are ripe,
They're delicious,
We Eat Bacon All Night,
It's nutritious,
Hear all of them squeal,
For damage I deal,
There's plenty to steal,
Hack n slash,
Golden nuggets, Im Rich,

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight,
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it innnnn the Nether,

Don't expect to see any creepers,
That's one of my favourite features,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it innnnn the Nether,

You've got to know,
You Have To Fight,
Learn To Play,
There's Mobs But It's Not Night,
A Wooden Sword won't do it,
They're gonna blast right through it,
If you've got a potion use it,

So watch your back,
I Won't Warn You Twice,
Fight the ghasts,
Make it cry,
They'll Shoot The Ground Around You,
Making Holes To Fall Through,
You're probably going to,
In the lava again,

Feels like hell the things I've just been through,
Won't believe a word when I tell you,
You know what screw the Nether,
You know what screw the Nether,
You know what screwwwww the Nether,

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I'd better come and rejoin you,
You know I screw the Nether,
You know I screw the Nether,
You know I screwwwww the Nether,

That's it I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,
I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ah,
I'm miss nature,
All the pigs and the cows and all that,
Sheep n stuff,
I didn't think I'll miss it but I do,
Ah my God,
How sad,
I wish,
I wish I could just return to the normal world again,
Bye

Is this a paradoy of moves like Jagger ?
anyway the video for this is a youtude vidio

Martiscratch wrote:

nama wrote:

this is for parodies that YOU wrote
and I don't think you wrote Screw the Nether

That is right but I just LOVE screw the nether!

but it still doesn't go here