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My friend showed this to me. It is an article for an Asian town. It is the study of sisters, Sistology.

SISTOLOGY EXPERIMENTS:
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EVIDENCE:
"I am smart so you are stupid."
-Sister

"I say you are stupid so you are stupid."
-Sister

"You were annoying me by listening to music."
Me: "So you ripped the headphones out?"
-Sister making excuses.

Me: "Why were you coughing and burping in my face?"
"You were arguing with me and being rude."
Me: "I WAS EXPLAINING THAT I'VE HEARD 'GAGNAM STYLE' MORE THAT ONCE!!!"
-Sister, explaining why she was burping and coughing into my face. 

THEORY:
"Sisters cannot do rational thinking. They make up silly excuses for everything and cannot accept blame." -Tai Brighmes, Cohead @ Kirillov Lab For Sistology

EXPERIMENT:
I will confront sister about the headphone snapping.

RESULTS:
Me: "Why did you snap my headphones?"
"I was trying to keep you from going on YouTube and getting distracted from school."
I walk over to her screen, where she is playing Webkinz while textbooks lie in front of her.
Me: "It IS all your fault."
"No, you were trying to put the headphones back in to the USA port whatever!"
Me: "So you wouldn't complain about the music being too loud."
"Oh, well, uh....it's still your fault!"
At this point, she tries to slap me in the face. I grab her hands and prepare to knee her gut, before remembering the Scientific Experimental Tests HypoCratic Oath, so I simply walk away.


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