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#51 2009-06-24 16:59:14

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

keikij wrote:

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

daydreamgirl wrote:

Harry Potter is better than Twilight, and here's why:

1. Edward is abusive
2. Harry Potter appeals to a larger fan base, and only teenage girls like Twilight
3. Twilight fans are more annoying then Harry Potter fans

Twilight fans literally kill people for not liking the book/movie. They also rip each other apart at the sight of Edward.

It's true! And very, very, stupid...

1. No, edward isn't abuseive. there are guys (like me) who read twilight, so they don't rip Rob Patinson up at the sight of him. 2. Look at 1.  3.Okay, but not all of them. 4. Sort of, yes.


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#52 2009-06-24 17:03:24

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

djm111 wrote:

At least JK Rowling can write a book without saying the same thing twice every page *OMG EDWARD IS GORGEOU--Yeah, we don't care. The Twilight book is poorly written, appeals to only one type of audience and bores anyone who isnt a depressed teenage girl to death.
The sparkling thing is annoying because it's so obviously something Meyer threw in in order to explain why vampires can't go into the sun without having to go through the horror of giving her Mary Sue fairy race an actual weakness. She avoids giving her protagonists character flaws all the way through, which is her decision, but it meant she sacrificed believable, relatable characters. Therefore, I can't be blamed for not warming to them. Furthermore, while Meyer clearly intended them to be perfect, she didn't actually manage to *show* them behaving like decent people - which means Bella and Edward go around treating everyone like * and this behaviour isn't condemned, or is even commended as being good (or, in Edward's case, romantic).

On top of that there's barely any plot, and any plot there is is stupid, forced and constantly contradicts itself.

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/ … e72e81.jpg

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Illustates your point quite well, no?
That third panel is epic.

oviously, you havent read any of the books. i read them, and im not a teenager, and im a guy. And the comic you put is really inacurate.


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#53 2009-06-24 17:04:24

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

I think that sombody should close this topic. If any people that are really obsessed come here, it will start a flame war.


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#54 2009-06-24 17:10:22

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

coolperson wrote:

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

djm111 wrote:

At least JK Rowling can write a book without saying the same thing twice every page *OMG EDWARD IS GORGEOU--Yeah, we don't care. The Twilight book is poorly written, appeals to only one type of audience and bores anyone who isnt a depressed teenage girl to death.
The sparkling thing is annoying because it's so obviously something Meyer threw in in order to explain why vampires can't go into the sun without having to go through the horror of giving her Mary Sue fairy race an actual weakness. She avoids giving her protagonists character flaws all the way through, which is her decision, but it meant she sacrificed believable, relatable characters. Therefore, I can't be blamed for not warming to them. Furthermore, while Meyer clearly intended them to be perfect, she didn't actually manage to *show* them behaving like decent people - which means Bella and Edward go around treating everyone like * and this behaviour isn't condemned, or is even commended as being good (or, in Edward's case, romantic).

On top of that there's barely any plot, and any plot there is is stupid, forced and constantly contradicts itself.

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/ … e72e81.jpg

Not mine, taken from dA.
Illustates your point quite well, no?
That third panel is epic.

oviously, you havent read any of the books. i read them, and im not a teenager, and im a guy. And the comic you put is really inacurate.

There are always exceptions to rules. And that comic may seem inaccurate, but its attacking the Twilight fangirls who are also incredibly inaccurate, saying things like its the best thing since sliced bread etc.


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#55 2009-06-24 17:55:45

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Coolperson, based on who thinks it's cool and whatever, Twilight wins. But how [/b]good[/b] the books are, Harry potter wins. If you read the whole Twilight series and thw whole Harry Potter series, you see Harry potter is better.


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#56 2009-06-24 19:04:49

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

coolperson wrote:

Twilight is also more detailed.

You mean constantly reminding us AT EVERY PAGE that Edward is freaking amazing, strong, beautiful, et cetera? Yes, that's detail. But not really the kind of detail that creates a scene in your mind. Stephanie Meyer continually tells, not shows... as opposed to the Harry Potter series, where I get a clear mental picture of most every character, setting, etc.

I've also noticed that whenever somebody knows they're not in the majority's opinion in these debate threads, they start asking for it to be closed. This is lame. Debating does not do anything bad unless one party resorts to mindless namecalling. So far, that has not happened.


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#57 2009-06-24 21:41:32

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

big-bang wrote:

coolperson wrote:

Twilight is also more detailed.

You mean constantly reminding us AT EVERY PAGE that Edward is freaking amazing, strong, beautiful, et cetera?

Lolz, true


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#58 2009-06-24 21:57:24

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

coolperson wrote:

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

djm111 wrote:

At least JK Rowling can write a book without saying the same thing twice every page *OMG EDWARD IS GORGEOU--Yeah, we don't care. The Twilight book is poorly written, appeals to only one type of audience and bores anyone who isnt a depressed teenage girl to death.
The sparkling thing is annoying because it's so obviously something Meyer threw in in order to explain why vampires can't go into the sun without having to go through the horror of giving her Mary Sue fairy race an actual weakness. She avoids giving her protagonists character flaws all the way through, which is her decision, but it meant she sacrificed believable, relatable characters. Therefore, I can't be blamed for not warming to them. Furthermore, while Meyer clearly intended them to be perfect, she didn't actually manage to *show* them behaving like decent people - which means Bella and Edward go around treating everyone like * and this behaviour isn't condemned, or is even commended as being good (or, in Edward's case, romantic).

On top of that there's barely any plot, and any plot there is is stupid, forced and constantly contradicts itself.

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/ … e72e81.jpg

Not mine, taken from dA.
Illustates your point quite well, no?
That third panel is epic.

oviously, you havent read any of the books. i read them, and im not a teenager, and im a guy. And the comic you put is really inacurate.

1. I've read one page of Twilight, and nearly puked at how horrible the writing is.
2. You are only one person.
3. Have you ever been cut and scratched by the obbsessive fangirls at you're school? That sure amplifies your hate for the books and movie.
4. Inacurate or not, it sums up the book series quite well. (OH EDWARD I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO PERFECT WE SHOULD TOTALLY BE THE PERFECT MOST ANNOYING COUPLE ON THE PLANET AND POSSIBLY IN THE UNIVERSE)

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#59 2009-06-24 23:21:18

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

They even added a new genre for books call paranormal romance because of twilight


I did it for the Lolz

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#60 2009-06-25 08:36:17

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Okay, I haven't read or seen Twilight, but I heard all about it.

1. Vampires can turn into bats, but not this book!

2. Vampires die in sunlight, not shine.


HARRY POTTER IS AWESUME!!!!!!!


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#61 2009-06-25 10:46:29

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Vampires just can't beat magicians. Harry Potter is way better and that's all.


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#62 2009-06-27 17:08:01

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

technoguyx wrote:

big-bang wrote:

I'll write a short story titled "Edward Cullen Gets a Job" sometime soon. "Well sir, I slaughter endangered American animals, am partially albino, and don't know what a computer is"

Epic.

Good, because I finished it. (note: the original ending involved Colossus punching Edward's sparkly guts out but I changed it) It is now a script for a movie.
Script to the "Hit" Movie Edward Cullen Gets a Job

[EDWARD is walking on one of those boring, moodily lit days that he seems to like.]
[A building looms in the distance, labeled EYEZMAZE DEVELOPMENT TEAM]
EDWARD: I wonder why I only ever walk on these boring, moodily lit days that nobody likes. It's downright depressing.
Inside the Eyezmaze Building:
[CORPORATE FLUNKY bursts in door]
FLUNKY: There's a crazy guy outside who wants a job. Oh, and he sparkles.
MANAGER: That's enough for me. Is there any way to get rid of him? The sparkles may ruin my carpet.
FLUNKY: Oh no! Here he comes!
EDWARD: I want a job and I don't know what tact is!
MANAGER: I hope you have your resume.
EDWARD: Yes I do! [pulls out piece of paper that's been scribbled on with a crayon]
MANAGER: Do you really have 7 P.h.d.s in biology?
EDWARD: No, that was just the evil SMeyer trying to make her little demonspawn sparkly creation look OMG SOOOOO SMART. The truth is I don't know a plant from a person.
MANAGER: I'll test that: what is my eyeball made out of?
EDWARD: Ummm... ummm...
[Jeopardy song starts playing]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo...
EDWARD: SHUT UP! Um... fruit!
MANAGER: No.
EDWARD: D*MMIT!
MANAGER: Do you have any hobbies?
EDWARD: I kill animals for little or no reason, stalk teenage girls, and wear * amounts of makeup under my eyes.
MANAGER: Sorry, you can only have our very lowest computer job. Just fill out this little test, and if you get it right you can have the job.
The test says:
1. What are the two numbers that computers use?
2. What does CPU stand for?
3. Can you program in Flash and Java?
The answers are:
1. 584530 and 837584604.
2. Colourful Potato Unit.
3. Why would I program the thing on a camera and a cup of coffee?
EDWARD: I'm so smartical.
MANAGER: All wrong. Sorry, please go.
EDWARD: This is the skin of a killer!!!
MANAGER: That won't help you get a job.
EDWARD: But I dazzle you! ... don't I?
MANAGER: Not really...  please go away...
EDWARD: But... but I'm perfect!
MANAGER: No you aren't. You're abusive, lusting instead of loving, and you're also a stalker.
EDWARD: Nooo! The truth! I'm meltingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........
MANAGER: Flunky, can you mop up this sparkly puddle?
FLUNKY: Sure!

Final Note: www.eyezmaze.com does exist, and it's a great site. Go there now!


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#63 2009-06-27 17:20:28

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

big-bang wrote:

technoguyx wrote:

big-bang wrote:

I'll write a short story titled "Edward Cullen Gets a Job" sometime soon. "Well sir, I slaughter endangered American animals, am partially albino, and don't know what a computer is"

Epic.

Good, because I finished it. (note: the original ending involved Colossus punching Edward's sparkly guts out but I changed it) It is now a script for a movie.
Script to the "Hit" Movie Edward Cullen Gets a Job

[EDWARD is walking on one of those boring, moodily lit days that he seems to like.]
[A building looms in the distance, labeled EYEZMAZE DEVELOPMENT TEAM]
EDWARD: I wonder why I only ever walk on these boring, moodily lit days that nobody likes. It's downright depressing.
Inside the Eyezmaze Building:
[CORPORATE FLUNKY bursts in door]
FLUNKY: There's a crazy guy outside who wants a job. Oh, and he sparkles.
MANAGER: That's enough for me. Is there any way to get rid of him? The sparkles may ruin my carpet.
FLUNKY: Oh no! Here he comes!
EDWARD: I want a job and I don't know what tact is!
MANAGER: I hope you have your resume.
EDWARD: Yes I do! [pulls out piece of paper that's been scribbled on with a crayon]
MANAGER: Do you really have 7 P.h.d.s in biology?
EDWARD: No, that was just the evil SMeyer trying to make her little demonspawn sparkly creation look OMG SOOOOO SMART. The truth is I don't know a plant from a person.
MANAGER: I'll test that: what is my eyeball made out of?
EDWARD: Ummm... ummm...
[Jeopardy song starts playing]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo...
EDWARD: SHUT UP! Um... fruit!
MANAGER: No.
EDWARD: D*MMIT!
MANAGER: Do you have any hobbies?
EDWARD: I kill animals for little or no reason, stalk teenage girls, and wear * amounts of makeup under my eyes.
MANAGER: Sorry, you can only have our very lowest computer job. Just fill out this little test, and if you get it right you can have the job.
The test says:
1. What are the two numbers that computers use?
2. What does CPU stand for?
3. Can you program in Flash and Java?
The answers are:
1. 584530 and 837584604.
2. Colourful Potato Unit.
3. Why would I program the thing on a camera and a cup of coffee?
EDWARD: I'm so smartical.
MANAGER: All wrong. Sorry, please go.
EDWARD: This is the skin of a killer!!!
MANAGER: That won't help you get a job.
EDWARD: But I dazzle you! ... don't I?
MANAGER: Not really...  please go away...
EDWARD: But... but I'm perfect!
MANAGER: No you aren't. You're abusive, lusting instead of loving, and you're also a stalker.
EDWARD: Nooo! The truth! I'm meltingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........
MANAGER: Flunky, can you mop up this sparkly puddle?
FLUNKY: Sure!

Final Note: www.eyezmaze.com does exist, and it's a great site. Go there now!

big-bang, this story wins the internet. Epic.


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#64 2009-06-27 18:00:16

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

djm111 wrote:

big-bang, this story wins the internet. Epic.

Why, thank you!


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#65 2009-06-27 20:37:16

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

big-bang wrote:

technoguyx wrote:

big-bang wrote:

I'll write a short story titled "Edward Cullen Gets a Job" sometime soon. "Well sir, I slaughter endangered American animals, am partially albino, and don't know what a computer is"

Epic.

Good, because I finished it. (note: the original ending involved Colossus punching Edward's sparkly guts out but I changed it) It is now a script for a movie.
Script to the "Hit" Movie Edward Cullen Gets a Job

[EDWARD is walking on one of those boring, moodily lit days that he seems to like.]
[A building looms in the distance, labeled EYEZMAZE DEVELOPMENT TEAM]
EDWARD: I wonder why I only ever walk on these boring, moodily lit days that nobody likes. It's downright depressing.
Inside the Eyezmaze Building:
[CORPORATE FLUNKY bursts in door]
FLUNKY: There's a crazy guy outside who wants a job. Oh, and he sparkles.
MANAGER: That's enough for me. Is there any way to get rid of him? The sparkles may ruin my carpet.
FLUNKY: Oh no! Here he comes!
EDWARD: I want a job and I don't know what tact is!
MANAGER: I hope you have your resume.
EDWARD: Yes I do! [pulls out piece of paper that's been scribbled on with a crayon]
MANAGER: Do you really have 7 P.h.d.s in biology?
EDWARD: No, that was just the evil SMeyer trying to make her little demonspawn sparkly creation look OMG SOOOOO SMART. The truth is I don't know a plant from a person.
MANAGER: I'll test that: what is my eyeball made out of?
EDWARD: Ummm... ummm...
[Jeopardy song starts playing]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo...
EDWARD: SHUT UP! Um... fruit!
MANAGER: No.
EDWARD: D*MMIT!
MANAGER: Do you have any hobbies?
EDWARD: I kill animals for little or no reason, stalk teenage girls, and wear * amounts of makeup under my eyes.
MANAGER: Sorry, you can only have our very lowest computer job. Just fill out this little test, and if you get it right you can have the job.
The test says:
1. What are the two numbers that computers use?
2. What does CPU stand for?
3. Can you program in Flash and Java?
The answers are:
1. 584530 and 837584604.
2. Colourful Potato Unit.
3. Why would I program the thing on a camera and a cup of coffee?
EDWARD: I'm so smartical.
MANAGER: All wrong. Sorry, please go.
EDWARD: This is the skin of a killer!!!
MANAGER: That won't help you get a job.
EDWARD: But I dazzle you! ... don't I?
MANAGER: Not really...  please go away...
EDWARD: But... but I'm perfect!
MANAGER: No you aren't. You're abusive, lusting instead of loving, and you're also a stalker.
EDWARD: Nooo! The truth! I'm meltingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........
MANAGER: Flunky, can you mop up this sparkly puddle?
FLUNKY: Sure!

Final Note: www.eyezmaze.com does exist, and it's a great site. Go there now!

big-bang, could I please use this in a project? I promise to give you credit.


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#66 2009-06-27 20:39:11

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Twilight! Harry potter? I hate Harry potter!


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#67 2009-06-27 21:41:38

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Rainpaw wrote:

Twilight! Harry potter? I hate Harry potter!

To each there own opinion. Can we atleast have an explination?

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#68 2009-06-27 21:43:52

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

No lol Not from me! I is CRAZYYY!!!


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#69 2009-06-27 21:58:47

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

iamrpk wrote:

big-bang wrote:

technoguyx wrote:


Epic.

Good, because I finished it. (note: the original ending involved Colossus punching Edward's sparkly guts out but I changed it) It is now a script for a movie.
Script to the "Hit" Movie Edward Cullen Gets a Job

[EDWARD is walking on one of those boring, moodily lit days that he seems to like.]
[A building looms in the distance, labeled EYEZMAZE DEVELOPMENT TEAM]
EDWARD: I wonder why I only ever walk on these boring, moodily lit days that nobody likes. It's downright depressing.
Inside the Eyezmaze Building:
[CORPORATE FLUNKY bursts in door]
FLUNKY: There's a crazy guy outside who wants a job. Oh, and he sparkles.
MANAGER: That's enough for me. Is there any way to get rid of him? The sparkles may ruin my carpet.
FLUNKY: Oh no! Here he comes!
EDWARD: I want a job and I don't know what tact is!
MANAGER: I hope you have your resume.
EDWARD: Yes I do! [pulls out piece of paper that's been scribbled on with a crayon]
MANAGER: Do you really have 7 P.h.d.s in biology?
EDWARD: No, that was just the evil SMeyer trying to make her little demonspawn sparkly creation look OMG SOOOOO SMART. The truth is I don't know a plant from a person.
MANAGER: I'll test that: what is my eyeball made out of?
EDWARD: Ummm... ummm...
[Jeopardy song starts playing]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo...
EDWARD: SHUT UP! Um... fruit!
MANAGER: No.
EDWARD: D*MMIT!
MANAGER: Do you have any hobbies?
EDWARD: I kill animals for little or no reason, stalk teenage girls, and wear * amounts of makeup under my eyes.
MANAGER: Sorry, you can only have our very lowest computer job. Just fill out this little test, and if you get it right you can have the job.
The test says:
1. What are the two numbers that computers use?
2. What does CPU stand for?
3. Can you program in Flash and Java?
The answers are:
1. 584530 and 837584604.
2. Colourful Potato Unit.
3. Why would I program the thing on a camera and a cup of coffee?
EDWARD: I'm so smartical.
MANAGER: All wrong. Sorry, please go.
EDWARD: This is the skin of a killer!!!
MANAGER: That won't help you get a job.
EDWARD: But I dazzle you! ... don't I?
MANAGER: Not really...  please go away...
EDWARD: But... but I'm perfect!
MANAGER: No you aren't. You're abusive, lusting instead of loving, and you're also a stalker.
EDWARD: Nooo! The truth! I'm meltingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........
MANAGER: Flunky, can you mop up this sparkly puddle?
FLUNKY: Sure!

Final Note: www.eyezmaze.com does exist, and it's a great site. Go there now!

big-bang, could I please use this in a project? I promise to give you credit.

Yes, of course! The more publicity, the better  tongue


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#70 2009-06-27 22:46:17

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

Rainpaw wrote:

No lol Not from me! I is CRAZYYY!!!

No reasons for your opinion? Okay, I'll ignore it then.

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#71 2009-06-27 23:22:38

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

keikij wrote:

*Grabs a copy of Twilight and uses it to keep may campfire going*

oh yeah, I almost forgot:
*Starts skipping around* I'm a sparkly vampire! I'm a sparkly vampire!

Nazis burned books. I told you all that this is starting a flame war.


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#72 2009-06-27 23:48:54

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

technoguyx wrote:

Rainpaw wrote:

No lol Not from me! I is CRAZYYY!!!

No reasons for your opinion? Okay, I'll ignore it then.

big-bang, your story is epicsauce.

Thanks


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#73 2009-06-28 08:56:01

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

big-bang wrote:

iamrpk wrote:

big-bang wrote:


Good, because I finished it. (note: the original ending involved Colossus punching Edward's sparkly guts out but I changed it) It is now a script for a movie.
Script to the "Hit" Movie Edward Cullen Gets a Job

[EDWARD is walking on one of those boring, moodily lit days that he seems to like.]
[A building looms in the distance, labeled EYEZMAZE DEVELOPMENT TEAM]
EDWARD: I wonder why I only ever walk on these boring, moodily lit days that nobody likes. It's downright depressing.
Inside the Eyezmaze Building:
[CORPORATE FLUNKY bursts in door]
FLUNKY: There's a crazy guy outside who wants a job. Oh, and he sparkles.
MANAGER: That's enough for me. Is there any way to get rid of him? The sparkles may ruin my carpet.
FLUNKY: Oh no! Here he comes!
EDWARD: I want a job and I don't know what tact is!
MANAGER: I hope you have your resume.
EDWARD: Yes I do! [pulls out piece of paper that's been scribbled on with a crayon]
MANAGER: Do you really have 7 P.h.d.s in biology?
EDWARD: No, that was just the evil SMeyer trying to make her little demonspawn sparkly creation look OMG SOOOOO SMART. The truth is I don't know a plant from a person.
MANAGER: I'll test that: what is my eyeball made out of?
EDWARD: Ummm... ummm...
[Jeopardy song starts playing]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doooo...
EDWARD: SHUT UP! Um... fruit!
MANAGER: No.
EDWARD: D*MMIT!
MANAGER: Do you have any hobbies?
EDWARD: I kill animals for little or no reason, stalk teenage girls, and wear * amounts of makeup under my eyes.
MANAGER: Sorry, you can only have our very lowest computer job. Just fill out this little test, and if you get it right you can have the job.
The test says:
1. What are the two numbers that computers use?
2. What does CPU stand for?
3. Can you program in Flash and Java?
The answers are:
1. 584530 and 837584604.
2. Colourful Potato Unit.
3. Why would I program the thing on a camera and a cup of coffee?
EDWARD: I'm so smartical.
MANAGER: All wrong. Sorry, please go.
EDWARD: This is the skin of a killer!!!
MANAGER: That won't help you get a job.
EDWARD: But I dazzle you! ... don't I?
MANAGER: Not really...  please go away...
EDWARD: But... but I'm perfect!
MANAGER: No you aren't. You're abusive, lusting instead of loving, and you're also a stalker.
EDWARD: Nooo! The truth! I'm meltingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg..........
MANAGER: Flunky, can you mop up this sparkly puddle?
FLUNKY: Sure!

Final Note: www.eyezmaze.com does exist, and it's a great site. Go there now!

big-bang, could I please use this in a project? I promise to give you credit.

Yes, of course! The more publicity, the better  tongue

Thanks!!!


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#74 2009-06-28 17:42:26

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#75 2009-06-28 22:52:53

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Re: Harry Potter vs Twilight

iamrpk wrote:

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