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Paddle2See wrote:

Yes, you can!  Try not to get cheese crumbs in the keyboard though 

I thought cheese didn't crumb?

EDIT: My lists don't work when I'm eating toast with honey. However, toast with jam works fine. Can we add this to the FAQ?

big-bang wrote:

Paddle2See wrote:

Yes, you can!  Try not to get cheese crumbs in the keyboard though 

I thought cheese didn't crumb?

EDIT: My lists don't work when I'm eating toast with honey. However, toast with jam works fine. Can we add this to the FAQ?

I heard that certain cheeses do crumble... We should do a test. What cheese were you using?

This thread is weird.

big-bang wrote:

Paddle2See wrote:

Yes, you can!  Try not to get cheese crumbs in the keyboard though 

I thought cheese didn't crumb?

EDIT: My lists don't work when I'm eating toast with honey. However, toast with jam works fine. Can we add this to the FAQ?

Some cheeses definately crumble...try feta for instance.  Sorry to hear about your problems with lists and honey.  Probably, the stickyness of the honey is messing up the more complicated data structures.  Do you have the same problem with the 1.4 release candidate?

Yes, you can eat your cheese while you work on Scratch and make a variable called milk as long as the cheese is not blue cheese and is fresh and several feet away from the computer.

filo5 wrote:

Some French cheeses are made to be blue and smell unfresh, but they're very tasty.
However, eating blue cheese affects the speed of Mozilla Firefox 3.5 RC 3!

No, eating blue cheese causes a temporary disorder in your brain so it seems as if Mozilla Firefox 3.5 RC 3 is running slow. 

Ah, yes, of course.  I still think we need to go into further research to fully answer the question proposed.

filo5 wrote:

Yup. I discovered that blue cheese affects executing regular expressions in arrays, and that's why some programs run slowly when you eat it. However, BeeMaid Honey is not the problem. The problem is the molecular connection between toast and honey. If there are any preservatives, or if honey is pasteurized, the connections are working good. But if the honey is straight from the bee, it may affect iterators is Ruby, Python and Smalltalk (Squeak is written in Smalltalk, and Scratch is written in Squeak). The second matter is the crispiness of the toast. Make sure you've toasted it more than 3 minutes. If no, you may experience overall slowdown of Scratch and a Font Glitch as well.

It may have been the bread. When I use homemade bread, Scratch works fine. Also, adding certain herbs to the honey helps block the interference. I've discovered that cilantro actually makes my computer perform faster and clarifies the picture on my TV when placed near those objects. Mint, however, forms a relationship with the honey, and asks it out for dinner. Before you know it, they're married with thousands of honey droplets which cover your computer. Dill works well, but actually grows inside your computer and comes out your speakers, blocking the sound.

I will try building a $100 pyramid out of pennies on the second floor of my house, directly above the computer. This should clear the static.

fruit wrote:

This thread is weird.

QFT*50
Anyhow, most cheeses don't crumble... None that i've ever had have crumbled, and I've tried a lot of cheeses.

The polish cheese called Oscypek crumbles when it's older than a week and not covered by a/thing (it's still fresh, though).

big-bang: Yay! But however, if honey and mint are on butter, they don't marry. And if there is cheese crumb and a bread crumb under your keyboard, DO NOT LET THE CRESS SEEDS GO THERE! Together they create a newest version of Conficker!
Clearing the static, huh? Just clean the computer out of dust, and then cover it's surface with aluminium foil.

Yes.... I'm using touchpad, so there were no mice recently... I experienced that problem too. However, it can be quickly solved by displaying an image with mouse in your browser, or better, importing it to Scratch.

Nice contribution in our research! But this is for a food from a can (or a bag). And we are talking about mice. I tried to import canned cat food into Scratch and is caused so big slowdown, so I had to kill Scratch.exe process in order to work with my computer. I hope I didn't harm Scratch Cat doing this, but definitely canned food is not proper food for Scratch cat. He likes and tolerates mice only. Also, Scratch Cat fights sometimes with Wilber the GIMP coyote, so it's not recommended to run those programs together.