Scratch

one day a guy died and someone killed him but it was actually me and now i'll kill you too the end

you must not know homestuck

mythbusteranimator wrote:

One time I went to McDonalds and ordered a salad.
I died from liver failure the next day.

MORAL: McDonalds salads are even unhealthy. Remember kids, a world-wide fattening monopoly is not a good idea. 

But money is a good idea.

To MANY PEOPLE.

It's not trollpasta if we know it's supposed to be trollpasta.

That's like saying I can tell jokes with the punchline first.

Cozyhut3 wrote:

What's Trollpasta? Sounds annoying. I want to try it! 

"Oh yes i do want to annoy everyone!"
what

What.

WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY O_____O
trolling is an art that comes naturally. there are no guidelines. *scoff* XD

banana500 wrote:

Guys, a true trollpasta should start out nicely enough and then totally whack you in the face with something random thats supposed to turn the whole thing into a joke. Here's how its done:
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One day, I was doing some digging around through my old VHS cabinet, and I came across a tape that said "TV RECORDING". I thought it was one of those tapes my parents used to record something from TV back in the day, so curiously enough, I popped it into my VCR.

The tape showed that it was a recorded episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Exciting enough for me, because that was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid. So I sat back and watched the episode.

One thing weird about the tape right off the bat was its glitchiness. There was lots and lots of fuzz and junk on the screen, and you could barely see a thing, let alone hear anything--everything was a jumble of mumbles. I sat closer to the TV to try and make out what was happening.

Suddenly, there was a loud screeching noise. I fell back onto the floor and clutched my chest in fear.

THEN I WENT WACKO AND SLIT MY WRISTS WITH SCISSORS AND GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON.
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See? It's not supposed to be all like "HURR DURR HYPER REALISM HURR DURR", it should start out as a real creepypasta and then WHAM punchline. It's a trollpasta.

Anyways guys, trollpasta is really annoying. This was just an example for y'all troll pasta lovers.

Did you read my first one? :3

banana500 wrote:

One day, I was doing some digging around through my old VHS cabinet, and I came across a tape that said "TV RECORDING". I thought it was one of those tapes my parents used to record something from TV back in the day, so curiously enough, I popped it into my VCR.

The tape showed that it was a recorded episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Exciting enough for me, because that was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid. So I sat back and watched the episode.

One thing weird about the tape right off the bat was its glitchiness. There was lots and lots of fuzz and junk on the screen, and you could barely see a thing, let alone hear anything--everything was a jumble of mumbles. I sat closer to the TV to try and make out what was happening.

Suddenly, there was a loud screeching noise. I fell back onto the floor and clutched my chest in fear.

THEN I WENT WACKO AND SLIT MY WRISTS WITH SCISSORS AND GOUGED MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON.

O.o ^^; Interesting....


I LOVE IT! 

bananaman114 wrote:

One day I swallowed a spoon. Things didn't change much after that.
I just sort of went on with my daily life.
I ran into Sam on the street, but she didn't want to talk to me.
Does she know I swallowed a spoon?
I slit my wrists last night.
Probably an adverse effect of swallowing a spoon.
In math class I mispelled the word dependent.
Probably because I
EAT HUMAN BEINGS AND LOVE TO KIDNAP CHILDREN FROM DAYCARE FACILITIES

hao did i du

Not too bad. Doesn't make any sense at all, but I guess that's the point.

Animeboy975 wrote:

There was a Spongebob episode that was never released.

It aired on April 17th 2001 (Animeboy's actual day he was born, BTW.) and aired on Nick at Nite. It was only aired once due to extreme adult content, even for Nick at Nite.

Anyways, the episode started normally. Spongebob and patrick were eating krabby patties, and then Spongebob's neck got cut off and blood flew everywhere.

THAN A GIANT SHARK ATE ME UP.

Opinions?

Not very good. Giant sharks don't just people up, you know?    Honestly, most people here aren't exactly very good at troll pasta punchlines.

A punchline shouldn't be all caps. It should say something that shows the writer's just messing with you. Like, read "The Scariest Video Game Ever", which is an absolute classic troll pasta.

I found a old tape in the trash outside of my house.

I watched it and it was Powerpuff Girls. Mojo Jojo had hyper realistic eyes and the girls were dead.

It was creepy.

Than i walked down the street.

THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

bananaman99 wrote:

If a skeleton popped out then WHO WAS PHONE

oh it was BEN

I have been trolled by reading this forum, and have now lost about 34.7 seconds of my life D:<

One day I was walking in the woods. My cell phone rang and my heart beat. I had previously read a creepypasta about a slender creature, and I was creeped the poneh poneh poneh out. I turned behind me, and my heart stopped. I saw a pale, tall man in the blackest of suits. I ran, but Slenderman does not let his victims escape.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!???1//???!??/1/???!??!//1/1/???


On the subject of Slendy:

Oh, should I travel through the woods

Or should I not wishing I would

For above me lurks within the trees

No one could hear my deathly screams

The palest man, the blackest suit

Bigger than the tallest brute

Six black arms will grab you up

Or, stalk you till you just give up

A top hat bares upon his head

Makes your soul fill up with dread

He takes you when you least expect

Boil you up, and eat your neck

He’ll leave your body not to eat

But staple your corpse on a tree

Fear the man, the slender man

For he can do, what no one can

Have fun sleeping