Scratch

GoogleplexPlus wrote:

Mess up the person before you's paragraph, then make up your paragraph for the next person to mess up. It can be a story, a comment, a riddle, anything: as long as it's six sentences long or longer. To throw away a paragraph in the trash, destroy it, change a few diapers and phrases, then make your changes another color. Like blueberry muffins, for instance. Spelling and grammar fixes don't need to be another color. Try your best to turn the meaning to junk. Now you know what to do. Start by messing up this landfill.

Sorry I didn't try to make it be the oppisite.

My paragraph:
Yoda went into his hut one day, and found a key on his bed. He decided to throw it in the swamp, but instead fell into a pit. He was hurt, but not badly. But then Darth Vader came. Yoda fought him but eventually fled. Nobody ever saw Yoda again.

I'm too unawsome to type a whole paragraph so someone mess down this what I am writing now. I wasn't awlays this chicken but I guess it started ever since I got a banana. Horible, Yucky times.


Hammer Bros.are awsome, and this is correct.So mess this up and you lie so its hard.to do it.alrigyht, have a go,just admit they are afterwards.

I like this paragraph game because I like writing paragraphs cuz they have so many sentences which don't have so many words which don't have so many letters and maybe even cucumbers which have so many seeds. Oh wait I'm pooping not writing.

Im going home now, norbert u better be done the game, ok? lozl run on sentence lets see you screw this up gahahahahahha youll never best me, never ever gahahaha! evil laugh, also the ! and ? dont end a sentence in this case! ok there im done.

He tried so weakly. Well, anyways, I don't see a single way that you can eat 6 cupcakes. Also I can see a way to avoid atom bombs. But is this so funny? Play around with this story: Once there was an overweight king. Someone smart challenged him to an atom bomb avoiding contest. When the king said he would avoid himself, the fool did it first. The beginning.


Mess up the paragraph above ^^^^^^

I went to the store to get an iPod Touch. Then someone made an announcement that the store was closing. I quickly broke the glass to steal the iPod. I ran so fast, the police didn't see me. I made it out, but then dropped the iPod. I still ran, but I knew I dropped it.

That didn't really happen. XD

The-Whiz wrote:

I went to the FARM to get a HOSE. Someone made a YELLOW FART SAYING that the FARMER'S BUTT was BLEEDING. I broke the CABINET to EAT the COOKIE. I ran so AMAZINGLY FAST THAT I RAN INTO A PLATE. THEN STEVEN TYLER caught me. I fell in the MUD, but lost MY DIGNITY. I WATCHED SOUTH PARK in jail without my BRAIN.

The mess-ups are in caps


Dave is unlike normal kids.He was stolen at a young age and mutated on by scientists. Now he has the ability to alter the universe. But he had to find his parents. He searched and searched, all day and all night, but he didn't find them. Now all he has is that Aerosmith tatoo on his left arm...

TOMOROW, Bob was YELLING AT a bird. The bird said that Bob needed to get a BANANA. Bob LAUGHED all night, and then he had a dream. He was FALLING. When he woke up, he realized something. He did need to get a BANANA. So he started on a journey to find a BANANA. But then he decided to EAT somebody else's BANANA. And ever since then, the sky has been PURPLE

once upon i time little timothy was hungry. he went to find a blueberyy. he found one but it was really a rasberry. he was allergic to rasberrys so he sneezed so much he went to sleep. the next morning, the rasberry was still there, so he was coughing and throwing up all day long until little timotheys friend, bobby mc bobby, ate the rasberry and gave little timothy a blueberry. bobby mc bobby died, and so did little timothy. the end

Sorry

One day, fred was eating a sandwich when a wizard came up to him and turned him into a frog. Fred was so scared he went unconcious. When he woke up, he had forgotten who he was, and just started to eat flies. But there was this mysterious sandwich next to him! So he picked it up and threw it into a nearby pond. That woke up a giant crocodile, who swam up to fred and ate him. THE END