Scratch

No, you don't because I'm standing under a tree and there's no flat surface to work with your portal. I throw fireball (not 123, just fireball  ) ATNU

I dodge your torch, get an apple, and TIATNU

I use tookewl's ugly mug to block it then i throw him at the next user who'sholding a baseball bat

Oh dear... I catch The Vending Machine of Power and take out all the coins. I crush them into a ball of solid metal and throw that at the next user.

I buy a water gun with this 5.25$, fill it with glue and shoot ATNU.

I pick up the painting and put it back on the wall. I rip halogameaccount from his gluey prison and throw halogameaccount ATNU.

i get hit by halo and fall into toxic waste and come out with super powers

i then grab halo and throw him at the moon and he knocks it out of orbit and it lands OTNU

i throw an egg at it and eat a chicken dinner
i throw the bones at the next user

I dodge and the drums tear up and break. I take the drum frame and throw it ATNU.

It hits me, but it's not so fast, so it don't hurt me at all. I use my lazer eyez to melt it down and TIATNU

I use my telekenisis to block it and throw Mario and Bowser at the next user.

i eat them all and have mega diarhea (its true, thats what lots of cheese does to someone)
i throw my used toilet at the next user xD

i catch the garbage can and dump it out on the next user