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Wickimen · 2012-09-19 21:40:34

You better use plurals
You better capitalize
Better spell write
I'm telling you why
Santa Clause is coming, pronoun
He's making a list
Checking the comma splice
Gonna find out whose syntax is nice
Santa Clause is coming, pronoun
He sees you when you're spelling
He knows your punctuation
He knows if you've been text-typing
So indent for the paragraph's sake!
O! You better write nouns!
You better capitalize
Better quote right
I'm telling you why
Santa Clause is coming, pronoun
Santa Clause is coming, pronoun
Fullstop

insert beautiful music

Last edited by Wickimen (2012-09-19 21:42:11)

luiysia · 2012-09-19 21:43:37

Ohhhhh... If you want it to be possessive,
It's just "I-T-S."
But if it's supposed to be a contraction,
Then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S,"
Scalawag.

Whatever happened to capitalization?
It used to be so cooool.

Girl, don't forget to spellcheck
Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad's windshield...
Windshield!

Y-O-U-R...
Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E...
They're as different as night and day.
Don't you think that night and day are different?
What's wrong with you?

And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet.
When you email me, you spell the whole word out.
And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it.
{He trails off making bass guitar noises.}

-Strong Bad