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Here's a Doctor Who fan fic I started a long time ago but never finished:


“The UFOs are currently entering the Earth’s atmosphere,” said the news reporter.

Behind him, there was a screen with a picture of a streak of light heading towards the Earth. After a few seconds, the picture changed to another picture looking at a different part of the Earth.

“Astronomers have calculated that one of the UFOs is heading towards the Gulf of Mexico. Another UFO appears to be heading towards Japan, while the third and final one is travelling towards Britain. It has been estimated that they will reach their respective destinations somewhere between 1 and 2 hours time.”


Amy and Rory were watching this on one of the TARDIS monitors. Rory looked worried.

“Err… Doctor?” Rory called over to him.
“What is it?” he asked.
“There are three spaceships heading towards Earth right now. Well, back then, or in the future. When exactly are we right now?”
“We’re in deep space, in your future. But that’s not important. What is important is that there are spaceships heading towards Earth, most likely with the intent to kill all.”

The Doctor flicked a few switches and set the TARDIS to materialize outside Amy and Rory’s house, just a few minutes before the news item they were watching was broadcast on Earth. The Doctor ran out of the TARDIS door and looked up at the sky. Amy and Rory followed.

“There it is,” the Doctor said, pointing at a dot in the sky.
“You mean the dot?” Rory asked.
“Take a closer look at it,” the Doctor replied, and reached into his pocket.

He pulled out a pair of binoculars and handed them to Rory. He looked through them, and could see the spaceship much more clearly. It looked like a huge metal ball, with some sort of device on the underneath.

Rory handed the binoculars to Amy, who, after having a look at the spaceship, handed them back to the Doctor.

“It’s a mining ship,” he said, looking through the binoculars. “Not a particularly impressive one, though. Only four laser separators, and by the looks of it, only a mark 8 transporter beam.”

Rory said nothing.

“So, is that good then?” Amy asked the Doctor. “I mean, if they’re just mining ships then they’re not here to attack, right?”

“Right,” replied the Doctor. “They’ll just take away almost all of the Earth’s resources and the human race will die a slow and painful death over a few years. Maybe a decade or two, if you’re lucky.”
“So that’s worse than an invasion?” asked Rory.
“Much worse,” the Doctor answered, while putting the binoculars back in his pocket. “I mean, at least an invasion would give you a relatively quick and painless death.”
“So how are you going to stop them?” Amy asked.
“I don’t know yet. Give me time.”

The Doctor ran back into the TARDIS, closely followed by Amy and Rory. He pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver from his pocket and pushed it into a hole in the TARDIS console. He pressed a few buttons next to where he put the Sonic, and then looked at the nearest monitor.

“What are you doing?” Rory asked.
“I’m using the TARDIS to boost the Sonic’s signal so I can scan for life forms aboard the ship.”
“And are there?”
“No,” the Doctor replied with a smile.
“So you can just blow it up?” asked Amy.

The Doctor looked at her, disapprovingly.

“No,” he said. “It will have most definitely have an AI system onboard. So I’ll find out what they need, and see if I can help them.”
“So what are we going to do now? Just wait for them land and then go and talk to them?”
“Possibly. I’d rather not set the Tardis to materialise inside a mining ship. I did that once before and it did not end well.”

Instead, the Doctor set the Tardis to materialise 2 hours into the future, just outside Amy and Rory’s house. After it had finished, he bounded through the Tardis doors and towards the front door of Amy and Rory’s house, taking out his Sonic Screwdriver in the process. Using the Sonic, he opened the door and rushed inside.

Amy and Rory ran after him, and found him sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, eagerly watching the news.

mythbusteranimator wrote:

FANFICS?
*crawls under bed and hides*

Nooo!! Only most of it is bad; I promise! D:

I personally hate fanfics...

Especially the one about Pinkie Pie...

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