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#1 2012-09-18 00:34:54
- jji7skyline
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Joke Scripts
I made mine in Scratch, but you can use others if you like 
Basically, scripts that make fun of programming and things. I made these:
Wow, Scratch can do things I never imagined!
Time Travel. It is possible.
This is kinda related to Scratch, but wouldn't belong in Questions about Scratch, so I posted it here. I tried searching for similar topics, but couldn't find any.
So post joke scripts you made!
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#3 2012-09-18 06:57:21
- nathanprocks
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Re: Joke Scripts
I wish I could literally
set pen color to [#FF00FF]
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#5 2012-09-18 08:19:52
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Joke Scripts
Darn. Didn't work.
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#7 2012-09-18 18:38:03
- jji7skyline
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Re: Joke Scripts
BirdByte wrote:
if <not <((1) + (1)) = [2]>> say [The human race is dying.] end
That's a good one 
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#8 2012-09-18 18:42:32
- soupoftomato
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Re: Joke Scripts
nathanprocks wrote:
I wish I could literally
set pen color to [#FF00FF]
You can, you just need to find it in the spectrum somewhere and dropper it!
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#9 2012-09-18 18:49:36
- Firedrake969
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Re: Joke Scripts
What does
wait (-1) secsdo in a program?
Click the sign.
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#11 2012-09-18 18:53:17
- Molybdenum
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Re: Joke Scripts
Firedrake969 wrote:
What does
wait (-1) secsdo in a program?
I think that when you type it in, it is converted to 0, and if its in a reporter (variable, list, or operators block) it counts it as 0.
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#12 2012-09-18 18:57:28
- CheeseMunchy
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Re: Joke Scripts
Scripts? Not just blocks. Ok, I made one.
when i receive [lunch Time!] Set [Size of pickle v] to [100] Open [oven v] Grab [pickle v] pull up [chair v] wait [3] secs repeat until <(Size of pickle) = [0]> [Chew v] for [3] secs Change [Size of pickle v] by [-1] wait [1] secs say [ew this is nasty] for [2] secs
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#14 2012-09-18 21:16:43
- jji7skyline
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Re: Joke Scripts
CheeseMunchy wrote:
Scripts? Not just blocks. Ok, I made one.
when i receive [lunch Time!] Set [Size of cheese v] to [100] Open [oven v] Grab [cheese v] pull up [chair v] wait [3] secs repeat until <(Size of cheese) = [0]> [Chew v] for [3] secs Change [Size of cheese v] by [-1] wait [1] secs say [ew this is nasty] for [2] secs
Fixed :3
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#15 2012-09-18 21:19:16
Re: Joke Scripts
jji7skyline wrote:
CheeseMunchy wrote:
Scripts? Not just blocks. Ok, I made one. :P
when i receive [lunch Time!] Set [Size of cheese v] to [100] Open [oven v] Grab [cheese v] pull up [chair v] wait [3] secs repeat until <(Size of cheese) = [0]> [Chew v] for [3] secs Change [Size of cheese v] by [-1] wait [1] secs say [ew this is nasty] for [2] secsFixed :3
jeez man just cuz hes cheesemunchy doesnt mean he has to be obsessed with cheese :P
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#16 2012-09-18 21:38:22
- CheeseMunchy
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Re: Joke Scripts
jji7skyline wrote:
CheeseMunchy wrote:
Scripts? Not just blocks. Ok, I made one.
when i receive [lunch Time!] Set [Size of cheese v] to [100] Open [oven v] Grab [cheese v] pull up [chair v] wait [3] secs repeat until <(Size of cheese) = [0]> [Chew v] for [3] secs Change [Size of cheese v] by [-1] wait [1] secs say [ew this is nasty] for [2] secsFixed :3
Gah. D:
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#17 2012-09-18 21:42:09
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Re: Joke Scripts
777w wrote:
jji7skyline wrote:
CheeseMunchy wrote:
Scripts? Not just blocks. Ok, I made one.
when i receive [lunch Time!] Set [Size of cheese v] to [100] Open [oven v] Grab [cheese v] pull up [chair v] wait [3] secs repeat until <(Size of cheese) = [0]> [Chew v] for [3] secs Change [Size of cheese v] by [-1] wait [1] secs say [ew this is nasty] for [2] secsFixed :3
jeez man just cuz hes cheesemunchy doesnt mean he has to be obsessed with cheese
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