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ToxicQuillz · 2012-09-06 00:11:31

All4one wrote:
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."

Squidward: "Why would anyone want to celebrate a holiday where a man breaks into your house and sends you gifts?"
Patrick: "Like a genie!"

Patrick: "You're a man now, Spongebob, and it's time you start acting like one."
Spongebob: "Yeah! But I'm not sure I know how."
Patrick: "Allow me to demonstrate - first puff out your chest."
(Spongebob does so)
Patrick: "Now say 'tax exemption'."
Spongebob: "'Tax exemption'."
Patrick: "Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz."
(Jazz music plays)
Patrick: "Okay. Now you're ready."

It doesn't feel complete without the classic face.

witchartix · 2012-09-07 13:43:48

SpongeBob: First go like this, spin around, stop!
Double take three times; one, two, three.
Then pelvic thrust.
Whoo! whoo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT!
Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Bring it ARRRRRROUNNNNNDDDDD TOWWWWNNNNNN)
Then you do this
then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then-

(blows bubble).

OrangePuffle · 2012-09-07 16:12:11

Patrick: Once there was an ugly Barnicle, it was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Mr. Krabs: MOARMOARMOARMOARMOARMOARMOAR
This Blue fish who is in the episode "Something smells"- DEAUGGGGH!
Patrick: We should push Bikini Bottom, and put it somewhere else!
Patrick: I LOVE YOU!

CylonToast · 2012-09-07 18:05:15

CHOCOLATEEEEEEE!!!

I honestly haven't watched Spongebob in a looong time and that's pretty much the only thing I remember xD

ReadyRobin · 2012-09-07 18:58:32

"Focusing....focusing...focusing...focusing...."

"Hooray for lying!"

P: Oh cool, it's a Squidward action figure! Pew pew pew! AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!!!!
S: No, Patrick, that's the real Squidward!
P: Oh...
S:...
P:...
S:...
P: AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!!!!!

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PandaGuy · 2012-09-12 00:28:09

Sandy: "...land on your bottom!"
SpongeBob: "Like this?"
Patrick: "NO, your other bottom!"
Sandy: "Can't you be stupid somewhere else?"

ToxicQuillz · 2012-09-12 00:54:21

PandaGuy wrote:
Sandy: "...land on your bottom!"
SpongeBob: "Like this?"
Patrick: "NO, your other bottom!"
Sandy: "Can't you be stupid somewhere else?"

"Not until four."

PandaGuy · 2012-09-12 00:55:57

ToxicQuillz wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
Sandy: "...land on your bottom!"
SpongeBob: "Like this?"
Patrick: "NO, your other bottom!"
Sandy: "Can't you be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not until four."

Yup. tongue

PonyvilleSlugger · 2012-09-12 01:11:18

"My leg!"-random fish in most accidents.

haxcharsol · 2012-09-12 21:45:14

Spongebob:PHOTOSYTHNEISIS!!! PHOTOSYTHESIS!!!!
Patrick: I caught THE UGLY!!!!

Animeboy975 · 2012-09-14 19:37:51

Weird buisness fish: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every day i break one of my bones."

Last edited by Animeboy975 (2012-11-03 08:21:27)

Garr8 · 2012-09-14 19:38:34

"Spongebob doesn't have any hair, or does he?" -Sandy

Garr8 · 2012-09-14 19:41:54

Phone: Is this the Krusty Krabb?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!

witchartix · 2012-09-15 20:36:56

I once knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who's cousin, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew a SEA BEAR. -Spongebob

SparkleyBubble · 2012-09-21 16:51:49

SpongeBob: is this where we start kicking?
Squidward: No Spongebob, that's a chorus line.

"YOU FORGOT, TEH PICKLES!!!"

"The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.."

Animeboy975 · 2012-10-15 21:37:33

Mr. Krabs: "What's this about a panty raid? You're talkin about girls, right? Girls girls?"
Patrick: "Aw yeah."
Mr. Krabs "And you're talking about their underpants?"
Patrick: "Yeah."
Patrick: "*climbs up ladder* Give credit, old man. We're panty professionals!"

haxcharsol · 2012-10-15 22:18:40

Lets Gather Round The Campfire And Sing Our Campfire Song
Our C A M P F I R E S O N G Song
And If You Dont Think That We Can Sing It Faster Than Youre Wrong
But Itll Help If You Just Sing Along
Bom Bom Bom

Animeboy975 · 2012-10-17 20:34:03

Cashier: "Here, have some gum!" *gives to patrick*
*Patrick's head explodes*
Cashier: "Ha, exploding chewing gum. Only 1.95."
Patrick: "I don't get it."

*Spongebob's head slams against his pineapple*
Patrick's mom: "He lives in a fruit?"
Patrick's dad: "That's unhealthy."
Patrick: "GUEEHOWEHEEHEEHAHHEE!"

Last edited by Animeboy975 (2012-10-18 20:43:26)

Zangooser · 2012-10-17 21:02:29

OrangePuffle wrote:
This Blue fish who is in the episode "Something smells"- DEAUGGGGH!

Animeboy975 · 2012-10-17 21:06:15

Zangooser wrote:
OrangePuffle wrote:
This Blue fish who is in the episode "Something smells"- DEAUGGGGH!
http://i.imgur.com/nIRmD.jpg

The "blue fish"'s name is Fred.

No seriously, look it up.

haxcharsol · 2012-10-17 21:15:59

Zangooser wrote:
OrangePuffle wrote:
This Blue fish who is in the episode "Something smells"- DEAUGGGGH!
http://i.imgur.com/nIRmD.jpg

"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible uglyness will not be a distraction to you."

Zangooser · 2012-10-17 21:53:32

haxcharsol wrote:
"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible uglyness will not be a distraction to you."

"Not at all, boy!"
*sniff*

"DEAUGGGGH!"

Animeboy975 · 2012-10-18 07:24:31

Zangooser wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible uglyness will not be a distraction to you."
"Not at all, boy!"
*sniff*
http://i.imgur.com/nIRmD.jpg
"DEAUGGGGH!"

"LOOK AT IT!!!!!!"
"Hi."
*people scream*

Something Smells is one of my favorite episodes lol

Anyways,
Squidward: Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? MAY EH TAEK UR HAYT SR.

Last edited by Animeboy975 (2012-10-18 07:27:42)

haxcharsol · 2012-10-18 17:58:21

Animeboy975 wrote:
Zangooser wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible uglyness will not be a distraction to you."
"Not at all, boy!"
*sniff*
http://i.imgur.com/nIRmD.jpg
"DEAUGGGGH!"
"LOOK AT IT!!!!!!"
"Hi."
*people scream*

Something Smells is one of my favorite episodes

Anyways,
Squidward: Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? MAY EH TAEK UR HAYT SR.

And then when Patrick attacks the coat rack
GIMME THAT HAT!!!!!

Nodog438 · 2012-10-18 19:05:49

Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four."

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