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#76 2012-09-07 02:02:02
- jji7skyline
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Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
Only iron rusts afaik. But nice otherwise.
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#77 2012-09-07 02:20:55
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
Edit: iron and Some other metals.
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#78 2012-09-07 02:36:38
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chongyian wrote:
Here's one:
Teacher: Iron and other metals rust easily when in the presence of oxygen and water. right?
Student: Yeah.
Teacher: What happens when gold is placed in oxygen and water?
Student: Rust? Corrode? Melt?
Teacher: All your answers are wrong. It gets stolen.
Teacher: What is the most commonly used phrase?
Student: *thinks*
Teacher: Hurry up!
Student: I don't know. *shrugs*
Teacher: You are correct!
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#80 2012-09-07 05:48:06
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
What thing has 200 views?
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#82 2012-09-07 05:59:30
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#83 2012-09-07 15:01:46
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
That's a lot!
I have only just now found out that the quick post text box is resizeable.
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#86 2012-09-08 04:20:07
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
JH1010 wrote:
That's a lot!
I have only just now found out that the quick post text box is resizeable.
How?
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#87 2012-09-08 04:22:56
- LightFlash
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- Registered: 2012-07-17
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Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
See this small thing?:
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By the side? Drag it.
Last edited by LightFlash (2012-09-08 04:23:13)
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#88 2012-09-08 04:31:27
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#89 2012-09-08 04:35:30
- LightFlash
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- Registered: 2012-07-17
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Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
The text box. This. At the bottom-right corner.
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#90 2012-09-09 02:42:44
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
It's not reizeable in IE. This is also a much needed bump.
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#92 2012-09-09 03:24:45
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
I have a few more jokes for you guys.
A hotel guest called room service over the telephone to make his request for breakfast. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it is runny, one overcooked egg so that it is tough and dry. I would also like some charred bacon slightly on the cold side, burnt toast, melted butter, and a pot of weak, lukewarm tea."
The bewildered voice was heard to reply, " That's a complicated order, sir. It might be quite difficult."
The guest interrupted sarcastically," It cannot be that difficult as that is exactly what was brought to me yesterday morning!"
A pretty girl went into a fabric shop and saw an attractive material. She asked the male shop attendant," I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
The cheeky young attendant replied with a smirk, " Only one kiss per yard."
" That's fine, I'll take 12 yards then." the pretty girl said assuredly. Hurriedly and with anticipation written all over his face, the attendant quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and handed the package to his customer with a hungry look.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled," Grandpa will pay the bill."
A few short ones...
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: The last time you told me my medical fee
Passenger: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late?
Station Officer: How would we know they were late if we did not have a schedule?
Patient: Doctor, I think i have been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but i'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
The End
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#93 2012-09-11 15:37:17
Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
chongyian wrote:
I have a few more jokes for you guys.
A hotel guest called room service over the telephone to make his request for breakfast. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it is runny, one overcooked egg so that it is tough and dry. I would also like some charred bacon slightly on the cold side, burnt toast, melted butter, and a pot of weak, lukewarm tea."
The bewildered voice was heard to reply, " That's a complicated order, sir. It might be quite difficult."
The guest interrupted sarcastically," It cannot be that difficult as that is exactly what was brought to me yesterday morning!"A pretty girl went into a fabric shop and saw an attractive material. She asked the male shop attendant," I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
The cheeky young attendant replied with a smirk, " Only one kiss per yard."
" That's fine, I'll take 12 yards then." the pretty girl said assuredly. Hurriedly and with anticipation written all over his face, the attendant quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and handed the package to his customer with a hungry look.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled," Grandpa will pay the bill."A few short ones...
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: The last time you told me my medical fee
Passenger: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late?
Station Officer: How would we know they were late if we did not have a schedule?
Patient: Doctor, I think i have been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but i'll be able to see if your neck leaks.The End
Awesome. Again a bump reply.
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#94 2012-09-12 08:02:06
- jji7skyline
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Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
I'm doing editing right? Who's doing the compiling?
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#96 2012-09-12 08:06:48
- jji7skyline
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Re: The "New" Scratch Chatter Supplements
I'm not sure I can organise all of this. It's a huge collab 
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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