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HOLY PANTS.
Why, Hollywood? Why?
Why did you get such great actors and put them into...THIS?!?!
I speak, of course, of the new movie "The Oogieluvs and the Big Balloon Adventure".
Ok, I KNOW it's for little kids, but if I saw THOSE THINGS when I was little, I'd have been scared you-know-whatless. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THEM.
Even worse, in the theater, you GET UP AND SING AND DANCE. It's like some creepy little kid version of Rocky Horror Picture Show!
I'd HATE to hear little kids singing in the theater. BLEEECH. The kids in my class can barely sing, and they're in 7TH GRADE! Now imagine a million squealy, shreiking toddlers singing in a theater. EEECHHHH.
But WORST OF ALL:
My mom is planning on taking me to see it with my little baby brother, Peter, who isn't even a year old yet.
SWEET CHOCOLATE JELLYBEANS. SAVE MY SOUL.
Post here, PLEASE! I can't be the only one freaked out! They're EVERYWHERE!!!
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No. It is the worst rating movie, and worst selling movie forever.
And BEG not to go to the movie. THEY ENCOURAGE YOU TO SING IN THE THEATRE.
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Just calmly explain to your mom why you don't want to see it, and ask if there's any way that you can not go.
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spongebob123 wrote:
Just calmly explain to your mom why you don't want to see it, and ask if there's any way that you can not go.
Or blackmail. Whichever works best.
I have some good pipebombs and dry ice bombs if you want a big gunshot sound.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
spongebob123 wrote:
Just calmly explain to your mom why you don't want to see it, and ask if there's any way that you can not go.
Or blackmail. Whichever works best.
I have some good pipebombs and dry ice bombs if you want a big gunshot sound.
I begged her not to take me, but she's all "BUT PETER WILL LIIIIIKE EEEEET AND EEET WEEL BEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE A HEEEEEAAAART SAMIIIIII YOU NEVER DO ANEETHEEEENG"
*cries*
PETER WILL NOT LIKE IT, WOMAN. HE CAN'T EVEN STARE AT A TOY FOR TWO SECONDS WITHOUT CRYING BECAUSE IT MOVED.
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samid11 wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
spongebob123 wrote:
Just calmly explain to your mom why you don't want to see it, and ask if there's any way that you can not go.
Or blackmail. Whichever works best.
I have some good pipebombs and dry ice bombs if you want a big gunshot sound.I begged her not to take me, but she's all "BUT PETER WILL LIIIIIKE EEEEET AND EEET WEEL BEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE A HEEEEEAAAART SAMIIIIII YOU NEVER DO ANEETHEEEENG"
*cries*
PETER WILL NOT LIKE IT, WOMAN. HE CAN'T EVEN STARE AT A TOY FOR TWO SECONDS WITHOUT CRYING BECAUSE IT MOVED.
Uggghhh.
Try to give her movie reviews.
Or I can teach you how to edit your webpage to say "This movie has horrible refrences to drugs, inapropiateness, and other unmentionable stuff. BAN THIS MOVIE."
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My dad believes they made it because they couldn't get the rights to Teletubbies.
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maxdoss wrote:
They haven't even reached a million dollars at the box office yet.
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mythbusteranimator wrote:
samid11 wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
Or blackmail. Whichever works best.
I have some good pipebombs and dry ice bombs if you want a big gunshot sound.I begged her not to take me, but she's all "BUT PETER WILL LIIIIIKE EEEEET AND EEET WEEL BEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE A HEEEEEAAAART SAMIIIIII YOU NEVER DO ANEETHEEEENG"
*cries*
PETER WILL NOT LIKE IT, WOMAN. HE CAN'T EVEN STARE AT A TOY FOR TWO SECONDS WITHOUT CRYING BECAUSE IT MOVED.Uggghhh.
Try to give her movie reviews.
Or I can teach you how to edit your webpage to say "This movie has horrible refrences to drugs, inapropiateness, and other unmentionable stuff. BAN THIS MOVIE."
She doesn't give a care about reviews. She says "critics are mean and snobby."
...She wouldn't beleive a word of it.
AND YET SHE TURNS OFF THE OLD CLASSIC "Thomas the tank engine" SHOW BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S "Too boring" FOR PETER.
PETER WAS ENTERTAINED WHEN I PICKED UP A HALF-EATEN CRACKER OFF THE FLOOR.
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samid11 wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
samid11 wrote:
I begged her not to take me, but she's all "BUT PETER WILL LIIIIIKE EEEEET AND EEET WEEL BEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE A HEEEEEAAAART SAMIIIIII YOU NEVER DO ANEETHEEEENG"
*cries*
PETER WILL NOT LIKE IT, WOMAN. HE CAN'T EVEN STARE AT A TOY FOR TWO SECONDS WITHOUT CRYING BECAUSE IT MOVED.Uggghhh.
Try to give her movie reviews.
Or I can teach you how to edit your webpage to say "This movie has horrible refrences to drugs, inapropiateness, and other unmentionable stuff. BAN THIS MOVIE."She doesn't give a care about reviews. She says "critics are mean and snobby."
...She wouldn't beleive a word of it.
AND YET SHE TURNS OFF THE OLD CLASSIC "Thomas the tank engine" SHOW BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S "Too boring" FOR PETER.
PETER WAS ENTERTAINED WHEN I PICKED UP A HALF-EATEN CRACKER OFF THE FLOOR.
well, if she thinks critics are snobby, tell her about Scary Movie 3 or 4, and how the critics call it bad (it's not), and take advantage of that.
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Oh, Samid. You're starting to sound like the Nostalgia Critic.
I hear that the movie proved to be one of the biggest box office bombs of all time. Makes sense.
Make sure to bring earplugs with you at the theatre.
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If my parents made me watch that:
Yes this image is relevant because there is no smiley for it.
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I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earth
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Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earth
The Spongebob movie was good though.
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funelephant wrote:
Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earthThe Spongebob movie was good though.
Yeah, it was.
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My friend saw The Oogieloves with her little sister and said it was the stupidest thing ever. And I feel really bad for the people who made it. I mean COME ON. 900 grand at the box office? That's just sad.
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Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earth
Slenderman is now a fluffy kitty :3
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Animeboy975 wrote:
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earth
Sugar Churro!
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Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earth
Actually, the most hilarious part is that the movie isn't based on any show. It's just a movie stand-alone.
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banana500 wrote:
Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earthActually, the most hilarious part is that the movie isn't based on any show. It's just a movie stand-alone.
Oh... O.K.
I thought it was based on a show....
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Animeboy975 wrote:
banana500 wrote:
Animeboy975 wrote:
I feel bad for your baby brother, living in such a bad current society. Thank goodness i was a early 2000's kid.
And, this movie i will NEVER see. It's frightning. Is society so bad to make a THEATER movie off of a show. I know it's been done already [Spongebob]
But Spongebob can be enjoyable for a wide audience. This, is just some weird show that nobody's heard of, and will only appeal to toddlers and babies. Man, i feel mad for mothers and fathers, older brothers and sisters who see this movie.
But i agree with Sami. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY.
And the Oogieloves make all the GOOD creepypastas look like fluffy kitties.
I'm so mad, off to watch Shugo Chara, the manliest thing to roam the earthActually, the most hilarious part is that the movie isn't based on any show. It's just a movie stand-alone.
Oh... O.K.
I thought it was based on a show....
Either way, it fails,
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